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Penis or the act of having sex.
Fancy a podger love?
podger by Corinthian January 22, 2004
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To take an unreasonable time to prepare for departure due to mastubation.
"Stop podgering about"
Podger by hawrley April 8, 2015
Mix between Paul and Rodger
Dude 1: Yo! Have you seen that guy?!
Dude 2: Yeah, he’s a total Podger
Podger by Mereeeee November 27, 2018

phelds podge 

1) a pox of greed and heedless aquisition marked by
2) earth chancre, an open sore on the planet's crust which often runs bone deep.
3) a condition of decrepitude wrought of abuse and abandonment
4) extreme stultification which, when left unchecked, afflicts its victims with eustace tilley syndrome marked by stove pipe hats and chronic monocle dependency with their noses in the air as if they had not a care.
ever since phelds podge took hold i can't read barron's without my monocle
phelds podge by lexicali slim September 20, 2009
1. Another word for pingerz
2. A Sheffield based nightlife brand
You going to Poggerz tonight? Might get some pogz.

Man im so pog'd up
Poggerz by Holyduck69 July 9, 2022

comrade poggers 

Comrade poggers comes from the Greek word “ghufie” which means goofy
Comrade poggers is also the founder of the ideology paleo leftism
“Comrade poggers more like comrade wonkers”
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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