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The Act of going on someones Myspace, Facebook or any profile like website and viewing theyre conversations between people, otherwise known as eavesdropping on them but on the computer
guy1 - yo you snuck out to meet jenna last night?
guy2 - how the fuck did you know that
guy1 - i looked on your facebook
guy2 - mind your fucking buisness and dont pagerape me!!
PageRape by Yofray February 5, 2009
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page rape 

It's a situation that occurs once an individual feels the need to release compulsory energies dwelling within them onto the Facebook profile page of another individual:

1) "Liking" every single picture and/or every notification on their profile page that will allow you to "like" the said notification.

2) Flooding the victim's profile page with useless nonsense.

3) Hacking into the victim's personal account and altering information that is used to inform people of the victim's personal life/hobbies/interest, etc.

4) Hacking into the victim's personal account with the sole purpose being that you will post a, "Status Update" with falsified information pertaining to the hacker's choice of topic. Usually it is a status that is meant to be condescending or directed toward the victim himself or herself.

5) Pokes or "Poke Wars".

6) Friend Suggestions. These "Friend Suggestions" would contain individuals that you have never met, want to meet or need to meet. These "friends" are usually of a non-attractive specimen category.

7) Tagging the victim in any picture that he could find on anybody's profile page.

8) For those with a more daring repertoire: Deleting the victim's personal Facebook account.
<i>Victim's next status update once "Page Rape" has been commited":</i>

"MATT ZOMFG IM GOING TO KILL YOU!!!@@!@@!!"

<i>First comment on the status:</i>

<i>Darrell Jamal</i) Aw shiiiit son yo ass got page raped Fr00b13+ lolz
page rape by bruinboi16 August 31, 2011
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page rape 

When 2 or more people make multiple replies to a comment/status update on a facebook page that doesn't belong to either of them.

The amount of rapidfire wordplay and oneupmanship can be intimidating for onlookers.

It is often the case during page rape that the owner of the page is unaware of the occurance, until they go to check their email/facebook hours later, finding a barage of reponses often completely unrelated to the original post.
OMG, you guys totally just page raped me! I only updated my status to say that i like sandwiches.
page rape by martini attack September 8, 2009

Pageraper 

One who plagiarizes or steals information from a web page to fulfill an article assignment.

Generally associated with people within a business that feel the corporate web materials & articles can be taken and used toward their own efforts.
Ted: Hey, isn't that new article that Bill came out with nearly an exact copy of your blog post from last Thursday?

Ned: Yeah, he's such a pageraper.
Pageraper by Tsariith June 29, 2011

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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