Pagerio

A Pagerio is a SQUIRREL. A total squirrel. Full on rodent- Urocitellus columbianus- creature. A Pagerio is always foraging for nuts, scavenging, crawling its stupid scrawny squirrel body up an oak.

The type of bloke to show up in The Nut Job 2: Nutty by Nature (1873)
The type of bloke to run away from dogs like a pussy

Noob: U seen tge new Mark Robber vibdoe
Noob 2: Yeah thae woone where h e kills the pageiros right?
Noob: U mean pagerios?
Noob 2: Yeah sorry im illiterate
Noob: Fuck you
*Frech kiss between them)

by brainssssss bnooorrhhhhg February 07, 2022

Pagerio

A Pagerio is a SQUIRREL. A total squirrel. Full on rodent- Urocitellus columbianus- creature. A Pagerio is always foraging for nuts, scavenging, crawling its stupid scrawny squirrel body up an oak.

The type of bloke to show up in The Nut Job 2: Nutty by Nature (1873)
The type of bloke to run away from dogs like a pussy

Noob: U seen tge new Mark Robber vibdoe
Noob 2: Yeah thae woone where h e kills the pageiros right?
Noob: U mean pagerios?
Noob 2: Yeah sorry im illiterate
Noob: Fuck you
*Frech kiss between them)

by brainssssss bnooorrhhhhg February 07, 2022

Pagerio

The hottest most rambunctious squirrel. That you just want to dick you down for eternity.

You see that new Mark Rober video?

Yeah the one with Pagerio in it?

by pagerio February 07, 2022