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The hottest most rambunctious squirrel. That you just want to dick you down for eternity.
You see that new Mark Rober video?

Yeah the one with Pagerio in it?
Pagerio by pagerio February 6, 2022
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A Pagerio is a SQUIRREL. A total squirrel. Full on rodent- Urocitellus columbianus- creature. A Pagerio is always foraging for nuts, scavenging, crawling its stupid scrawny squirrel body up an oak.

The type of bloke to show up in The Nut Job 2: Nutty by Nature (1873)
The type of bloke to run away from dogs like a pussy
Noob: U seen tge new Mark Robber vibdoe
Noob 2: Yeah thae woone where h e kills the pageiros right?
Noob: U mean pagerios?
Noob 2: Yeah sorry im illiterate
Noob: Fuck you
*Frech kiss between them)
Pagerio by brainssssss bnooorrhhhhg February 6, 2022
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A Pagerio is a SQUIRREL. A total squirrel. Full on rodent- Urocitellus columbianus- creature. A Pagerio is always foraging for nuts, scavenging, crawling its stupid scrawny squirrel body up an oak.

The type of bloke to show up in The Nut Job 2: Nutty by Nature (1873)
The type of bloke to run away from dogs like a pussy
Noob: U seen tge new Mark Robber vibdoe
Noob 2: Yeah thae woone where h e kills the pageiros right?
Noob: U mean pagerios?
Noob 2: Yeah sorry im illiterate
Noob: Fuck you
*Frech kiss between them)
Pagerio by brainssssss bnooorrhhhhg February 6, 2022

pagerism 

When one references a news or science article they didn't actually read, but rather saw only the title and first couple lines of the article on Facebook or a similar website.
1: "Hey, I read this really interesting article about the school to prison pipeline the other day?"
2: "Did you actually read it though, or did you just see someone post it on Facebook?"
1: "...yeah one of my friends posted it. Sorry, that's pagerism."
pagerism by Mr Adventure July 5, 2015

Pagerism 

Similar to plagiarism, pagerism is the act of saying a quote that is a Facebook fan page to your friends, and taking credit for it as your own.
Dave: "Don't drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink."

*Everybody Laughs

Luke: "Dude you got that on Facebook. That's pagerism, noob."

*Silence
Pagerism by a7776gh4 October 25, 2011

pageroll 

When someone says that something great is going to happen if you flip the page. but it ends up being some sort of insult...
Page 1:
Roses Are Red, Violets are blue, there is an idiot on page two...

Page 2:
you

that, my friends, is a pageroll!!!
pageroll by als-thicboi69 June 28, 2020
When you’re bored af in school and all the games are blocked except one.
I’m so bored

Fine let’s play Paperio
paperio by DotheDerek November 22, 2021
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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B)
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A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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