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Kenny Pickett 

The act of replacing your girlfriend with a hotter, better, finer, more beautiful looking specimen.

Because lets all be real. We all dated that one fucking ogre looking mf who smelled like rancid dog ass and who would flirt with a fucking stone if given the chance.
Guy 1: Bro I just Kenny Pickett my girl. She looked like a troll fetus!

Guys friends: That's what we have been trying to tell you!
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An OCD technical writer who is also a party animal.
I was hanging at a boring function and then it turned into a party when a Pacetti lit up the room like a spaceship with all the grammar education!
Pacetti by DaBronx July 28, 2011

packet of three

UK term for a standard retail package containing three condoms.
"Nothing I can get you, ma'am? Tea? Coffee? Packet of three..?" - Rimmer, Red Dwarf

Fart Packet 

Aww man I shouldn't have eaten that fart packet earlier, now I have hot gas.

Hey Joe, hand me one of them fart packets, I wanna crop dust the shit out of those girl scouts.
Fart Packet by PinkyandtheBrain December 9, 2012

three packets short of a fun dip 

Expression used to insult someone's intelligence or personality.

Fun Dip is a candy found in US/Canada. It is unique in the fact that it requires two separate candies to be combined in order to properly enjoy it's intended mode of consumption. First, a tasteless sugar stick must be licked, then it must be dipped into one of three included packets of flavored sugar powder. If you remove the three packets, you are left with the tasteless sugar sticks, making the product incomplete, worthless, and bland. Therefore, describing someone as 'three packets short of a Fun Dip' means they are (a) missing general intelligence or (b) lacking flavor (in the personal sense).
I would never vote for (POLITICIAN)! That (GENDER IDENTITY) is three packets short of a Fun Dip!

Radge packet

A being who is not considered a full blown radgy/ radgie because of their size. Usually a young relative or friend of a radgy/s who is learning the traits, or a guy who has angry little man syndrome and thinks they can take on anyone.
seen that little guy over there, he just asked me for a "lend of a half a quid" or he'd tax me. A told him to fuck off, stupid radge packet.

you seen that crazy kid?! absolute packet of radge, man!
Radge packet by *J-bone* January 12, 2012