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An OCD technical writer who is also a party animal.
I was hanging at a boring function and then it turned into a party when a Pacetti lit up the room like a spaceship with all the grammar education!
Pacetti by DaBronx July 28, 2011

packeties 

a copieous needle usin drug whore that will perform any sexual act for the washbag
"trevor, i will suck your genitals, if you give me the washbag!" because thats wat packeties do!
packeties by niggi May 18, 2006
A game, often played via email, in which the object is to obscure the meaning of simple written ideas with the use of arcane and inscrutable, but artful, prose.
I got another Pacetti email. It took me almost four minutes to figure out that it was saying he likes the McSweeney's article on sea turtles.
Pacetti by SaltMaster4000 July 29, 2011
The way the dope fresh nation PvPeeps says Spaghetti.
Jeana: Hey saaan what are you ordering for dinner tonight?

Jesse: MEATBALLS AND PAKETTI! SAAAN!
Paketti by chalk1 January 23, 2013

pasketti 

n: the word for spagetti untill one reaches the age of 4 (hopefully).
Mother-"We're having spagetti tonight, dear."

Child-"What the F**k is spagetti?! I asked for pasketti, B***c!!"
pasketti by Wolonsita January 10, 2007

packeting 

As a computer term, when someone slow downs or stops your internet connection via sending mass-data-packets, this means packeting.
Kiddies like packeting so much..
packeting by 8een May 20, 2008
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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