Pacetti 

An OCD technical writer who is also a party animal.

I was hanging at a boring function and then it turned into a party when a Pacetti lit up the room like a spaceship with all the grammar education!

Pacetti by DaBronx July 28, 2011

Pacetti 

A game, often played via email, in which the object is to obscure the meaning of simple written ideas with the use of arcane and inscrutable, but artful, prose.

I got another Pacetti email. It took me almost four minutes to figure out that it was saying he likes the McSweeney's article on sea turtles.

Pacetti by SaltMaster4000 July 29, 2011

Kevin Pacetti 

A Kevin Pacetti is what we call something that has had poop rubbed all over it and is dirty

Hey he rubbed poop all over him self. What a Kevin Pacetti!

Kevin Pacetti by TL Ghostwell January 17, 2021

Paketti 

The way the dope fresh nation PvPeeps says Spaghetti.

Jeana: Hey saaan what are you ordering for dinner tonight?

Jesse: MEATBALLS AND PAKETTI! SAAAN!

Paketti by chalk1 January 23, 2013

Hayden Panettiere 

A young beautiful talented actress. Has been in movies such as "Raising Helen" and "Remember the Titans" She also sings and can carry a note.

She's amazing at everything and she's on 15.

Hayden Panettiere by -Anonymous December 22, 2004

Hayden Panettiere 

The young and totally hot actress/singer who plays Claire Bennet on Heroes.

Hayden Panettiere is the only girl who makes my cock hard.

Hayden Panettiere by realestnigga May 25, 2008

Hayden Panettiere 

We'll let's just say she's nothing like a Disney Channel actress.

Let's look stuff up. Hands down Hayden is a far better dresser with a taste of a 30 year old. Whereas girls from Disney dress very skanky. Vanessa Hudgens always takes pictures with Hayden so she doesn't look bad. Well compared to her, she does, always. Hayden 1, Disney 0.

She actually started singing at a young age, can carry a note, and has won awards for songs in movies such as A Bug's Life. Today's Disney stars have no experience at singing but they do it anyway to get money and for people like girls and gays and shit to like them. Miley, Vanessa, Ashley, the Jonases, Demi, Selena, Zac? Pfft, do you see a pattern here? This just screams "marketing ploy", and their singing voices are used to kill terrorists. Hayden 2, Disney 0.

Speaking of marketing ploys, Hayden was offered a role in High School Musical. The smart decision was that she refused and did not want the burden of being a clingy attention whore, and would rather breakout as a big star when she turned an appropriate age and have a bright future ahead of her. The Disney actors either don't know how to count, or they are just spoiled brats who want everything now. In 3 years they will all go to rehab or jail or become washups. Hayden 3, Disney 0.

Hayden is also very down to earth, and puts people first over money or fame. She's also a spokeswoman for the Whaleman Foundation and once tried to stop whaling in person. She hopes to become the president of the organization when she retires. Disney? Pfft. Name one time they really went out of their way to help people. That Miley New Year's party was just a set up by MTV to get ratings. And the Jonases get paid for sponsoring the Salvation Army. So yeah name one time...I thought so. Hayden 4, Disney 0.

It's ironic to see that one 19 year old woman beats all of the Disney Channel (ages 14 - 23) in prestige, personality, and reputation. Plus she's hot!

Vanessa Hudgens: HAYDEN! How have you been?! Like, my black slutty whore costume is gonna melt any minute. Can I get a picture with you again so I won't look like shit?
Hayden Panettiere: Does it matter? (Oh god why?)

Hayden Panettiere by Smart American Male January 18, 2009