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Whimsical Adventure

A Whimsical Adventure is where you and your closest friends / the boys go on a trip to somewhere that isn't one another's personal domicile.

Often involves mischievous happenings such as but not limited to: Trespassing, evading capture, being chased by variety of people/ animals, fighting, Car break downs, Illegal usage of fireworks, devious tea-spilling, cop/warden encounters, etc.

Whimsical Adventures often lead to the creation of Dad lore, Uncle Lore, and Grandma / Grandpa lore.
Guy 1: Yo y'all trying to go to this old abandoned house in the woods?

Guy 2: Hell yah it'll be a Whimsical Adventure!!!

Example 2:

Girl 1: Wanna go to the abandoned carnival?

Girl 2: Sure! It'll be a Whimsical Adventure!!

Example 3:

Girl 1: I wanna go to the Record store. You all down?

Boy 1: Sure

Girl 2: Yah

Girl 1: WHIMSICAL ADVENTURE!!!
by HughJass1986 November 22, 2024
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Incest Friendgroup

An incest Friendgroup is when normally a larger Friendgroup mixed with both boys and girls and they date each other. The dating span could be weeks to months to years. But they always break up and they both date someone else in their Friendgroup while remaining close friends with their ex's.
Hannah used to date Troy and Troy used to date Madison but now Hannah is dating John and Madison is dating Hunter and Troy is now dating Ava.

Yet they all remain close friends regardless of having awful breakups and they act as if they never dated, passing each other around like blunts and knowing what each other taste like.

I.E an Incest Friendgroup
by HughJass1986 January 1, 2024
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Derek Watt

The definition of a middle child.

Forgotten while his brothers get the spotlight
Guy 1: You think Derek Watt is going to make the Hall of Fame?

Guy 2: You mean TJ?

Guy 1: No Derek Watt

Guy 2: JJ Watt you mean my good sir?

Guy 1: DEREK WATT, the middle brother of those two.

Guy 2: No he is a middle child.
by HughJass1986 September 24, 2023
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Poverty Team

A team that routinely sucks horse ass. They could have the most stacked roster is the history of their sport but still miss the playoffs and go completely defeated or even worse reach the playoffs but choke in a abominable atrocious way.
28-3 Atlanta Falcons

2008 Lions

2017 Browns

Browns entire history since 3,000,000 BC

Tony Romo and Dak Prescott's era Cowboys are examples of poverty teams
by HughJass1986 July 23, 2023
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Poverty Team

A team that routinely sucks horse ass. They could have the most stacked roster is the history of their sport but still miss the playoffs and go completely defeated or even worse reach the playoffs but choke in a abominable atrious way.
28-3 Atlanta Falcons

2008 Lions

2018 Browns

Browns entire history since 3,000,000 BC

Tony Romo and Dak Prescott's era Cowboys are examples of poverty teams
by HughJass1986 July 21, 2023
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Stairway to Heavan

See: Loser cruiser or School

A strange mysterious yellow machine that abducts children from there humble abode but instead of delivering them to a Child Labor law breaking Heavan called "School" it takes them back to there home where they are safe and sound and where everything is right.

Opposite of Highway to Hell
Guy 1: I'm on the Stairway to Heaven!

Guy 2: I'm so glad that I am out of English class and going home on the Stairway to Heavan!

Guy 1: On the Stairway to Heaven!
by HughJass1986 July 17, 2023
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Bowel Rot

The action done by your dad when he lets loose a absolutely foul, sickening, putrid, pungent, wet, skunk ass fart when you are in the car and he locks the windows so you have no relief of fresh air.

The smell will be so bad and so foul and rancid that your insides feel like they decay and rot and turn to slop.
Dad: *Rips Rank ass*

Brother: TF is that smell?!

Sister: Bro was that you?!

Brother: No!

Mother: It is something more terrible then we can all imagine, something so bad and ungodly that even Satan hides like a bitch, it's a killer of titans, slayer of leviathans, something so horrendous and inescapable that many have perished in vain attempts to release themselves from this bowel rot.

Dad: I just ripped ass teehee.

*Locks window*

Brother: Oh shit

Sister: Dad, please unlock the windows!
by HughJass1986 July 16, 2023
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