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An incest Friendgroup is when normally a larger Friendgroup mixed with both boys and girls and they date each other. The dating span could be weeks to months to years. But they always break up and they both date someone else in their Friendgroup while remaining close friends with their ex's.
Hannah used to date Troy and Troy used to date Madison but now Hannah is dating John and Madison is dating Hunter and Troy is now dating Ava.
Yet they all remain close friends regardless of having awful breakups and they act as if they never dated, passing each other around like blunts and knowing what each other taste like.
I.E an Incest Friendgroup
Yet they all remain close friends regardless of having awful breakups and they act as if they never dated, passing each other around like blunts and knowing what each other taste like.
I.E an Incest Friendgroup
by HughJass1986 January 1, 2024
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Because lets all be real. We all dated that one fucking ogre looking mf who smelled like rancid dog ass and who would flirt with a fucking stone if given the chance.
Because lets all be real. We all dated that one fucking ogre looking mf who smelled like rancid dog ass and who would flirt with a fucking stone if given the chance.
Guy 1: Bro I just Kenny Pickett my girl. She looked like a troll fetus!
Guys friends: That's what we have been trying to tell you!
Guys friends: That's what we have been trying to tell you!
by HughJass1986 July 9, 2023
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It looks like (and smells like) if all of Cleveland Ohio was combined into a single object and smelled like old man piss. Kind of like the whole Browns franchise come to think of it.
It looks like (and smells like) if all of Cleveland Ohio was combined into a single object and smelled like old man piss. Kind of like the whole Browns franchise come to think of it.
Guy 1: Bro that girl looked like a troll fetus!
Guy 2: Gah damn what is that foul abomination that is lumbering down the street!
Guy 2: Gah damn what is that foul abomination that is lumbering down the street!
by HughJass1986 July 9, 2023
Get the Troll Fetus mug.Now see here folks, Gas followed by mass means to shart yourself.
You be having a great day and have the urge to fart.
Well let me tell you something. That's gonna turn your smile upside down in a matter of 1.2 seconds.
Because your anus erupts with the nastiest form of fecal matter that is so foul it poisons your undies and a three mile radius.
Well now let's hope you aren't anywhere important like on a date or talking to crush or else your fucked.
You be having a great day and have the urge to fart.
Well let me tell you something. That's gonna turn your smile upside down in a matter of 1.2 seconds.
Because your anus erupts with the nastiest form of fecal matter that is so foul it poisons your undies and a three mile radius.
Well now let's hope you aren't anywhere important like on a date or talking to crush or else your fucked.
Guy 1: Man I was talking to this one hot chick at this party but I had some gas followed by mass!
Guy 2: Oh shit man that sucks. Even the devil finds that shit blasphemous.
Guy 2: Oh shit man that sucks. Even the devil finds that shit blasphemous.
by HughJass1986 July 9, 2023
Get the Gas followed by mass mug.When a ethnic mother unleashes her crotch goblins into the local store we all know as Walmart.
They come like a swarm of locusts. Knocking over everything in the aisles for the underpaid child worker to clean up.
They often are shaped like a bowling ball and smell so foul that your bowels will begin to Rot.
It is best you take cover during these trying times.
They come like a swarm of locusts. Knocking over everything in the aisles for the underpaid child worker to clean up.
They often are shaped like a bowling ball and smell so foul that your bowels will begin to Rot.
It is best you take cover during these trying times.
by HughJass1986 July 9, 2023
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Guy 1: Bro I love when I give my girl the Pennsylvania Amish!
Guy 2: Bro that shit is fucking wild. All those people watching too?!
Guy 1: Yep!
Guy 2: Bro that shit is fucking wild. All those people watching too?!
Guy 1: Yep!
by HughJass1986 July 14, 2023
Get the Pennsylvania Amish mug.The action done by your dad when he lets loose a absolutely foul, sickening, putrid, pungent, wet, skunk ass fart when you are in the car and he locks the windows so you have no relief of fresh air.
The smell will be so bad and so foul and rancid that your insides feel like they decay and rot and turn to slop.
The smell will be so bad and so foul and rancid that your insides feel like they decay and rot and turn to slop.
Dad: *Rips Rank ass*
Brother: TF is that smell?!
Sister: Bro was that you?!
Brother: No!
Mother: It is something more terrible then we can all imagine, something so bad and ungodly that even Satan hides like a bitch, it's a killer of titans, slayer of leviathans, something so horrendous and inescapable that many have perished in vain attempts to release themselves from this bowel rot.
Dad: I just ripped ass teehee.
*Locks window*
Brother: Oh shit
Sister: Dad, please unlock the windows!
Brother: TF is that smell?!
Sister: Bro was that you?!
Brother: No!
Mother: It is something more terrible then we can all imagine, something so bad and ungodly that even Satan hides like a bitch, it's a killer of titans, slayer of leviathans, something so horrendous and inescapable that many have perished in vain attempts to release themselves from this bowel rot.
Dad: I just ripped ass teehee.
*Locks window*
Brother: Oh shit
Sister: Dad, please unlock the windows!
by HughJass1986 July 16, 2023
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