The action done by your dad when he lets loose a absolutely foul, sickening, putrid, pungent, wet, skunk ass fart when you are in the car and he locks the windows so you have no relief of fresh air.
The smell will be so bad and so foul and rancid that your insides feel like they decay and rot and turn to slop.
The smell will be so bad and so foul and rancid that your insides feel like they decay and rot and turn to slop.
Dad: *Rips Rank ass*
Brother: TF is that smell?!
Sister: Bro was that you?!
Brother: No!
Mother: It is something more terrible then we can all imagine, something so bad and ungodly that even Satan hides like a bitch, it's a killer of titans, slayer of leviathans, something so horrendous and inescapable that many have perished in vain attempts to release themselves from this bowel rot.
Dad: I just ripped ass teehee.
*Locks window*
Brother: Oh shit
Sister: Dad, please unlock the windows!
Brother: TF is that smell?!
Sister: Bro was that you?!
Brother: No!
Mother: It is something more terrible then we can all imagine, something so bad and ungodly that even Satan hides like a bitch, it's a killer of titans, slayer of leviathans, something so horrendous and inescapable that many have perished in vain attempts to release themselves from this bowel rot.
Dad: I just ripped ass teehee.
*Locks window*
Brother: Oh shit
Sister: Dad, please unlock the windows!
by HughJass1986 July 16, 2023
Get the Bowel Rot mug.Now see here folks, Gas followed by mass means to shart yourself.
You be having a great day and have the urge to fart.
Well let me tell you something. That's gonna turn your smile upside down in a matter of 1.2 seconds.
Because your anus erupts with the nastiest form of fecal matter that is so foul it poisons your undies and a three mile radius.
Well now let's hope you aren't anywhere important like on a date or talking to crush or else your fucked.
You be having a great day and have the urge to fart.
Well let me tell you something. That's gonna turn your smile upside down in a matter of 1.2 seconds.
Because your anus erupts with the nastiest form of fecal matter that is so foul it poisons your undies and a three mile radius.
Well now let's hope you aren't anywhere important like on a date or talking to crush or else your fucked.
Guy 1: Man I was talking to this one hot chick at this party but I had some gas followed by mass!
Guy 2: Oh shit man that sucks. Even the devil finds that shit blasphemous.
Guy 2: Oh shit man that sucks. Even the devil finds that shit blasphemous.
by HughJass1986 July 09, 2023
Get the Gas followed by mass mug.The act of sticking your penis in human feces drizzled with cow jizz and shit then fucking a girl on horseback as tourists take photos.
Guy 1: Bro I love when I give my girl the Pennsylvania Amish!
Guy 2: Bro that shit is fucking wild. All those people watching too?!
Guy 1: Yep!
Guy 2: Bro that shit is fucking wild. All those people watching too?!
Guy 1: Yep!
by HughJass1986 July 14, 2023
Get the Pennsylvania Amish mug.An incest Friendgroup is when normally a larger Friendgroup mixed with both boys and girls and they date each other. The dating span could be weeks to months to years. But they always break up and they both date someone else in their Friendgroup while remaining close friends with their ex's.
Hannah used to date Troy and Troy used to date Madison but now Hannah is dating John and Madison is dating Hunter and Troy is now dating Ava.
Yet they all remain close friends regardless of having awful breakups and they act as if they never dated, passing each other around like blunts and knowing what each other taste like.
I.E an Incest Friendgroup
Yet they all remain close friends regardless of having awful breakups and they act as if they never dated, passing each other around like blunts and knowing what each other taste like.
I.E an Incest Friendgroup
by HughJass1986 January 01, 2024
Get the Incest Friendgroup mug.A Whimsical Adventure is where you and your closest friends / the boys go on a trip to somewhere that isn't one another's personal domicile.
Often involves mischievous happenings such as but not limited to: Trespassing, evading capture, being chased by variety of people/ animals, fighting, Car break downs, Illegal usage of fireworks, devious tea-spilling, cop/warden encounters, etc.
Whimsical Adventures often lead to the creation of Dad lore, Uncle Lore, and Grandma / Grandpa lore.
Often involves mischievous happenings such as but not limited to: Trespassing, evading capture, being chased by variety of people/ animals, fighting, Car break downs, Illegal usage of fireworks, devious tea-spilling, cop/warden encounters, etc.
Whimsical Adventures often lead to the creation of Dad lore, Uncle Lore, and Grandma / Grandpa lore.
Guy 1: Yo y'all trying to go to this old abandoned house in the woods?
Guy 2: Hell yah it'll be a Whimsical Adventure!!!
Example 2:
Girl 1: Wanna go to the abandoned carnival?
Girl 2: Sure! It'll be a Whimsical Adventure!!
Example 3:
Girl 1: I wanna go to the Record store. You all down?
Boy 1: Sure
Girl 2: Yah
Girl 1: WHIMSICAL ADVENTURE!!!
Guy 2: Hell yah it'll be a Whimsical Adventure!!!
Example 2:
Girl 1: Wanna go to the abandoned carnival?
Girl 2: Sure! It'll be a Whimsical Adventure!!
Example 3:
Girl 1: I wanna go to the Record store. You all down?
Boy 1: Sure
Girl 2: Yah
Girl 1: WHIMSICAL ADVENTURE!!!
by HughJass1986 November 22, 2024
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A strange mysterious yellow machine that abducts children from there humble abode but instead of delivering them to a Child Labor law breaking Heavan called "School" it takes them back to there home where they are safe and sound and where everything is right.
Opposite of Highway to Hell
A strange mysterious yellow machine that abducts children from there humble abode but instead of delivering them to a Child Labor law breaking Heavan called "School" it takes them back to there home where they are safe and sound and where everything is right.
Opposite of Highway to Hell
Guy 1: I'm on the Stairway to Heaven!
Guy 2: I'm so glad that I am out of English class and going home on the Stairway to Heavan!
Guy 1: On the Stairway to Heaven!
Guy 2: I'm so glad that I am out of English class and going home on the Stairway to Heavan!
Guy 1: On the Stairway to Heaven!
by HughJass1986 July 17, 2023
Get the Stairway to Heavan mug.The act of replacing your girlfriend with a hotter, better, finer, more beautiful looking specimen.
Because lets all be real. We all dated that one fucking ogre looking mf who smelled like rancid dog ass and who would flirt with a fucking stone if given the chance.
Because lets all be real. We all dated that one fucking ogre looking mf who smelled like rancid dog ass and who would flirt with a fucking stone if given the chance.
Guy 1: Bro I just Kenny Pickett my girl. She looked like a troll fetus!
Guys friends: That's what we have been trying to tell you!
Guys friends: That's what we have been trying to tell you!
by HughJass1986 July 09, 2023
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