HughJass1986's definitions
Now see here folks, Gas followed by mass means to shart yourself.
You be having a great day and have the urge to fart.
Well let me tell you something. That's gonna turn your smile upside down in a matter of 1.2 seconds.
Because your anus erupts with the nastiest form of fecal matter that is so foul it poisons your undies and a three mile radius.
Well now let's hope you aren't anywhere important like on a date or talking to crush or else your fucked.
You be having a great day and have the urge to fart.
Well let me tell you something. That's gonna turn your smile upside down in a matter of 1.2 seconds.
Because your anus erupts with the nastiest form of fecal matter that is so foul it poisons your undies and a three mile radius.
Well now let's hope you aren't anywhere important like on a date or talking to crush or else your fucked.
Guy 1: Man I was talking to this one hot chick at this party but I had some gas followed by mass!
Guy 2: Oh shit man that sucks. Even the devil finds that shit blasphemous.
Guy 2: Oh shit man that sucks. Even the devil finds that shit blasphemous.
by HughJass1986 July 9, 2023
Get the Gas followed by massmug. The act of sticking your penis in human feces drizzled with cow jizz and shit then fucking a girl on horseback as tourists take photos.
Guy 1: Bro I love when I give my girl the Pennsylvania Amish!
Guy 2: Bro that shit is fucking wild. All those people watching too?!
Guy 1: Yep!
Guy 2: Bro that shit is fucking wild. All those people watching too?!
Guy 1: Yep!
by HughJass1986 July 14, 2023
Get the Pennsylvania Amishmug. A team that routinely sucks horse ass. They could have the most stacked roster is the history of their sport but still miss the playoffs and go completely defeated or even worse reach the playoffs but choke in a abominable atrious way.
28-3 Atlanta Falcons
2008 Lions
2018 Browns
Browns entire history since 3,000,000 BC
Tony Romo and Dak Prescott's era Cowboys are examples of poverty teams
2008 Lions
2018 Browns
Browns entire history since 3,000,000 BC
Tony Romo and Dak Prescott's era Cowboys are examples of poverty teams
by HughJass1986 July 21, 2023
Get the Poverty Teammug. When a ethnic mother unleashes her crotch goblins into the local store we all know as Walmart.
They come like a swarm of locusts. Knocking over everything in the aisles for the underpaid child worker to clean up.
They often are shaped like a bowling ball and smell so foul that your bowels will begin to Rot.
It is best you take cover during these trying times.
They come like a swarm of locusts. Knocking over everything in the aisles for the underpaid child worker to clean up.
They often are shaped like a bowling ball and smell so foul that your bowels will begin to Rot.
It is best you take cover during these trying times.
by HughJass1986 July 9, 2023
Get the Walmart Raidmug. A troll Fetus is an absolute abomination of a creation. It can be a person, place, or thing
It looks like (and smells like) if all of Cleveland Ohio was combined into a single object and smelled like old man piss. Kind of like the whole Browns franchise come to think of it.
It looks like (and smells like) if all of Cleveland Ohio was combined into a single object and smelled like old man piss. Kind of like the whole Browns franchise come to think of it.
Guy 1: Bro that girl looked like a troll fetus!
Guy 2: Gah damn what is that foul abomination that is lumbering down the street!
Guy 2: Gah damn what is that foul abomination that is lumbering down the street!
by HughJass1986 July 9, 2023
Get the Troll Fetusmug. A team that routinely sucks horse ass. They could have the most stacked roster is the history of their sport but still miss the playoffs and go completely defeated or even worse reach the playoffs but choke in a abominable atrocious way.
28-3 Atlanta Falcons
2008 Lions
2017 Browns
Browns entire history since 3,000,000 BC
Tony Romo and Dak Prescott's era Cowboys are examples of poverty teams
2008 Lions
2017 Browns
Browns entire history since 3,000,000 BC
Tony Romo and Dak Prescott's era Cowboys are examples of poverty teams
by HughJass1986 July 23, 2023
Get the Poverty Teammug. The action done by your dad when he lets loose a absolutely foul, sickening, putrid, pungent, wet, skunk ass fart when you are in the car and he locks the windows so you have no relief of fresh air.
The smell will be so bad and so foul and rancid that your insides feel like they decay and rot and turn to slop.
The smell will be so bad and so foul and rancid that your insides feel like they decay and rot and turn to slop.
Dad: *Rips Rank ass*
Brother: TF is that smell?!
Sister: Bro was that you?!
Brother: No!
Mother: It is something more terrible then we can all imagine, something so bad and ungodly that even Satan hides like a bitch, it's a killer of titans, slayer of leviathans, something so horrendous and inescapable that many have perished in vain attempts to release themselves from this bowel rot.
Dad: I just ripped ass teehee.
*Locks window*
Brother: Oh shit
Sister: Dad, please unlock the windows!
Brother: TF is that smell?!
Sister: Bro was that you?!
Brother: No!
Mother: It is something more terrible then we can all imagine, something so bad and ungodly that even Satan hides like a bitch, it's a killer of titans, slayer of leviathans, something so horrendous and inescapable that many have perished in vain attempts to release themselves from this bowel rot.
Dad: I just ripped ass teehee.
*Locks window*
Brother: Oh shit
Sister: Dad, please unlock the windows!
by HughJass1986 July 16, 2023
Get the Bowel Rotmug.