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pottysquating 

Sitting on the toilet for an hour after pooing, peeing at least every 5 minutes.

someone who unlawfully occupies a bathroom for an unreasonable amount of time.
"Killy, what were you doing in the bathroom for an hour?"
"I was going to poopsterbate, but decided pottysquating was better."
pottysquating by P00pooplata January 27, 2014
President of the Tremendously Yooge United States
Donny Tinyhands is the first POTTYUS.
pottyus by Valerie F. de Daulles January 23, 2017

pottypost 

Posting to a social network while sitting on the potty ( toilet, crapper, commode, water closet)
(S)he pottyposted "Hello world" to Facebook.
pottypost by pawahi April 27, 2014
man those mashed pottos were so good
pottos by ya_girl_amy January 13, 2019

Pottyscroiling 

The elaborate scenario manifested by an individual to disguise themselves as a public lavatory to gain the luxury of having women sit on them and soil, fulfilling their sexual desire.
Schwee: Ohh Jenson what did you get up to on the weekend?

Jenson: Ohh Schwee! I was scrolling the pot!

Schwee: Ah! Pottyscroiling!

Jenson: Yeah!
Pottyscroiling by pottyscroiler January 21, 2014
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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