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pottysquating 

Sitting on the toilet for an hour after pooing, peeing at least every 5 minutes.

someone who unlawfully occupies a bathroom for an unreasonable amount of time.
"Killy, what were you doing in the bathroom for an hour?"
"I was going to poopsterbate, but decided pottysquating was better."
pottysquating by P00pooplata January 27, 2014
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President of the Tremendously Yooge United States
Donny Tinyhands is the first POTTYUS.
pottyus by Valerie F. de Daulles January 23, 2017

pottypost 

Posting to a social network while sitting on the potty ( toilet, crapper, commode, water closet)
(S)he pottyposted "Hello world" to Facebook.
pottypost by pawahi April 27, 2014
like saying potatoes, but better
man those mashed pottos were so good
pottos by ya_girl_amy January 13, 2019

Pottyscroiling 

The elaborate scenario manifested by an individual to disguise themselves as a public lavatory to gain the luxury of having women sit on them and soil, fulfilling their sexual desire.
Schwee: Ohh Jenson what did you get up to on the weekend?

Jenson: Ohh Schwee! I was scrolling the pot!

Schwee: Ah! Pottyscroiling!

Jenson: Yeah!
Pottyscroiling by pottyscroiler January 21, 2014

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026