The elaborate scenario manifested by an individual to disguise themselves as a public lavatory to gain the luxury of having women sit on them and soil, fulfilling their sexual desire.
Schwee: Ohh Jenson what did you get up to on the weekend?
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.