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oyster bed 

A bed, mattress, futon or even a blanket or sleeping bag on which someone has ejaculated several times, especially when multiple used, dried condoms are left lying on it. This is because oyster is used as slang for ejaculate and used condoms dry up and somewhat resemble oyster shells. An oyster bed will usually belong to a slob or a hogger, almost always male.

Also a term used by fishermen and others to describe areas of seafloor where several oysters (the creatures) reside in their shells.
Pat goes hogging in his bed all the time and doesn't change the sheets. Even worse, he leaves his jizz and dried rubbers in it. He sleeps in an oyster bed and it's disgusting.
oyster bed by PMax April 22, 2010
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An act of oystering, specifically used in a negative connotation.
I popped a benzo, went to the bar, pissed on my friends couch, and was completely oystered.
Oystered by ayeitzkp December 2, 2019
To "get oystered" is when you get ultimately rekt from peeking a spot or getting one tapped in csgo. Normally occurs when you don't listen to your top fragger.
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"Don't peek it Kru$h! *Kru$h peeks it ~ get's one tapped* Haha scrub! Get oystered!"

"Peek it you won't! *Kru$h shoulder peeks it ~ awper lands the shot and kills him* Damn. He just got oystered. Oh well, at least he dropped an awp."
Oystered by ClepClep November 7, 2018

double oystered 

When your sick significant other drinks out of your drink, not once, but twice, leaving a slippery salty present inside your drink
I can’t believe she double oystered me to make sick too just so I can stay home with her.
double oystered by Fivetimesmike January 16, 2023
To be sneakily poked with a persons extended moist tongue.
While partaking in a netflix and chill sesh, my boyfriend oystered me.
oystered by heiney89 February 15, 2017

Oysterberry 

A hemorrhoid coated with a combination of fecal matter and semen.
Following his evening of Chipotle and anal sex, Frank needed baby wipes to clean off the oysterberry.
Oysterberry by Benjamin McFaggot December 8, 2018
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026
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