double oystered

When your sick significant other drinks out of your drink, not once, but twice, leaving a slippery salty present inside your drink
I can’t believe she double oystered me to make sick too just so I can stay home with her.
by Fivetimesmike January 16, 2023
mugGet the double oysteredmug.

Dirtin

Let’s take the truck dirtin this weekend
by Fivetimesmike April 29, 2023
mugGet the Dirtinmug.