double oystered

When your sick significant other drinks out of your drink, not once, but twice, leaving a slippery salty present inside your drink
I can’t believe she double oystered me to make sick too just so I can stay home with her.
by Fivetimesmike January 17, 2023
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Dirtin

Let’s take the truck dirtin this weekend
by Fivetimesmike April 30, 2023
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