Oystered

An act of oystering, specifically used in a negative connotation.

I popped a benzo, went to the bar, pissed on my friends couch, and was completely oystered.

by ayeitzkp December 2, 2019

Oystered

To "get oystered" is when you get ultimately rekt from peeking a spot or getting one tapped in csgo. Normally occurs when you don't listen to your top fragger.

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"Don't peek it Kru$h! *Kru$h peeks it ~ get's one tapped* Haha scrub! Get oystered!"

"Peek it you won't! *Kru$h shoulder peeks it ~ awper lands the shot and kills him* Damn. He just got oystered. Oh well, at least he dropped an awp."

by ClepClep November 7, 2018

oystered

To be sneakily poked with a persons extended moist tongue.

While partaking in a netflix and chill sesh, my boyfriend oystered me.

by heiney89 February 15, 2017

double oystered

When your sick significant other drinks out of your drink, not once, but twice, leaving a slippery salty present inside your drink

I can’t believe she double oystered me to make sick too just so I can stay home with her.

by Fivetimesmike January 16, 2023

Ostered

When you're snaked by someone close to you

Der Führer was Ostered by the snake himself Hans Oster

by Goldingott April 22, 2018

Oysterd

Verb- to throw an oyster at someone

“You’ve been oysterd”

by Oysterd November 14, 2018