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To "get oystered" is when you get ultimately rekt from peeking a spot or getting one tapped in csgo. Normally occurs when you don't listen to your top fragger.
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"Don't peek it Kru$h! *Kru$h peeks it ~ get's one tapped* Haha scrub! Get oystered!"

"Peek it you won't! *Kru$h shoulder peeks it ~ awper lands the shot and kills him* Damn. He just got oystered. Oh well, at least he dropped an awp."
Oystered by ClepClep November 7, 2018
To be sneakily poked with a persons extended moist tongue.
While partaking in a netflix and chill sesh, my boyfriend oystered me.
oystered by heiney89 February 15, 2017

double oystered 

When your sick significant other drinks out of your drink, not once, but twice, leaving a slippery salty present inside your drink
I can’t believe she double oystered me to make sick too just so I can stay home with her.
double oystered by Fivetimesmike January 16, 2023
When you're snaked by someone close to you
Der Führer was Ostered by the snake himself Hans Oster
Ostered by Goldingott April 22, 2018
Verb- to throw an oyster at someone
“You’ve been oysterd”
Oysterd by Oysterd November 14, 2018
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