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Oxbridge
This term is used to collectively refer to the University of Oxford and the University of Cambridge, the two most prestigious universities in England.
Admissions to Oxbridge is extremely competitive.
Oxbridge by dedicated scholar November 17, 2011
mike oxbig
Woman: hi, whats ur name?
Man: Mike Oxbig
Woman: ummmmm. ok, but whats ur name?
Man: Mike Oxbig
Woman: I dont give a damn about your cock you fucking pervert.
Man (to himself): This always happens. Fuck me.
Man: Mike Oxbig
Woman: ummmmm. ok, but whats ur name?
Man: Mike Oxbig
Woman: I dont give a damn about your cock you fucking pervert.
Man (to himself): This always happens. Fuck me.
mike oxbig by ohmaqe February 24, 2009
Oxbridge
Something which every Asian kid must achieve to please their non-university educated Asian parents so they have full bragging rights against other Asian families otherwise they will be disowned as they brought shame and dishonour to their family
Oxbridge by No_Quarter_for_them March 6, 2020
oxboard
oriented strand board, made from wood chips and glue. On the sides of stacks of the boards is stamped OSB.
oxboard by professor wombat July 2, 2005
Oxbridge
An English term to refer to the universities of Cambridge and Oxford as a group in itself due to the distinct status they hold for being the two oldest universities in the country.
Full of smart kids as well as the two singular greatest collections of academic circle jerking wankers in their faculties who think they are the second coming and that their asses are the singular source of light and heat in the world. Often announcing loudly how gracious they are while smugly laughing to each other in private about how the "peasants" fell for it. Can be found on The Student Room spreading propaganda about how accessible it is to everyone.
Full of smart kids as well as the two singular greatest collections of academic circle jerking wankers in their faculties who think they are the second coming and that their asses are the singular source of light and heat in the world. Often announcing loudly how gracious they are while smugly laughing to each other in private about how the "peasants" fell for it. Can be found on The Student Room spreading propaganda about how accessible it is to everyone.
Oxbridge tutor: "We aim to be as diverse as possible"
Also Oxbridge tutor: Takes inproportionate amounts of private school ignoramuses and "working class minorities" while fucking over everyone in between. But with enough statistical deniability to tell people complaining to "fuck off"
Also Oxbridge tutor: Takes inproportionate amounts of private school ignoramuses and "working class minorities" while fucking over everyone in between. But with enough statistical deniability to tell people complaining to "fuck off"
Oxbridge by SaltyThiccToadboi February 26, 2019
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.