oxboard

oriented strand board, made from wood chips and glue. On the sides of stacks of the boards is stamped OSB.

We need 6 sheets of oxboard for the garage re-roof

oxboard by professor wombat July 2, 2005

onboarding 

Adding a new resource to a project or work team and completing all internal bureaucracy that entails.

Our project team needs to complete onboarding for our new resources.

onboarding by BoomerBrown November 12, 2013

onboard

Already fitted to your computer as part of the main circuitry on the motherboard. The alternative is a separate expansion card which is attached to the motherboard via a special port.

'onboard AGP graphics', would mean it has built-in AGP graphics facilities.

onboard by Amin Anari August 24, 2005

Onboarded

Being "Onboarded" is the intransitive process of acquiring, accommodating, assimilating and accelerating new team members, whether they come from outside or inside the organization. The prerequisite to successful onboarding is getting your organization aligned around the need and the role

"You've been onboarded!"
"Oh, thank you a lot!"

Onboarded by Sentrysapper October 29, 2009

passenger onboard 

A turd in the waiting room

I've got a passenger onboard who needs to leave, i.e. there's a Mersey trout in the departure lounge.

passenger onboard by Duneboy April 16, 2017

Onboarding 

The act of pissing in somebody's face whilst simultaneously fingering your own arse hole.

Hey, I'm going to Cindy's later. It'll be all netflix and chill and then I'm totally onboarding the slut!

Onboarding by Ralphpumuy April 9, 2021

Onboardening 

Onboarding.

(Only used by austrian people over 50 who do not know that "onboarding" is the proper spelling.)

Please prepare the onboardening for our new team member.

Onboardening by hugover_bra November 23, 2018