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Owncs elementary school is the best experience but when you hit middle school, it sucks. The school is so small and teachers don’t teach anything. You arnt allowed to eat any junk food like chips or anything that’s “unhealthy” at lunch or you can get sent to the principal whos the most annoying person . And the secretary Mr. Rawls smokes all the time. There’s assemblies about “INOK” which stands for its not okay so like an anti bullying thing and the students take it as a joke. The principals are very strict and the majority of the math teachers suck. Leaked footage of the science teacher twerking was found and there are roaches everywhere. The lunch teacher only likes you if you’re on a sports team and if you are on a sports team, you can get away with anything.

“Hey do you go to owncs?”
“Yeah , I was eating doritos at lunch and mr. Ventura threw them out”

owncs by Bitchy123456 January 5, 2019

Words you can keep

owocs

A unit specific to measuring the rating of a VPX™️ Bang Energy beverage (in honor of Bang a Energy CEO/CSO Jack Owoc)

He only rated Miami Cola 7.9 Owocs when I assure you it’s a 9.5 on the Owoc Scale! Miami Cola is a send!!!

owocs by GerthPaul November 4, 2019

Related Words

owncs • ownish • ownsauce • ownself • owns my ass • Osncs • Ownaspamonas • Ownce • Ownesnshwbsbsnebsbsbsnsmbejepowns • owness

My dad Owns Microsoft

The Signature Phrase for any 11-12 year old in an attempt to try to flex what they don't have. These kids are mostly on xbox and/or minecraft

Man:*Winning against child*
Kid: Your a hacker, my dad owns microsoft

My dad Owns Microsoft by THICCBOU May 16, 2018

owns ponies

The term describes something that is exceptional, or awesome. It is derived from "pwn" which is ultimate nerd internet ownage. To own ponies is to do something amazing or be amazing.

The reverse of this, sucking, is to "blow ponies".

"She let me get to third base on the first date! Third base totally owns ponies!"

owns ponies by Sexjelly October 28, 2007

my dad owns roblox

a very popular quote on a game called Roblox. It is usually used when Roblox people are arguing.

Robloxian 1: HAHA you have no robux noob
Robloxian 2: My dad owns roblox

my dad owns roblox by SmartLugia June 30, 2020

ownsauce

To make the sauce of ownage. To pwn someone in a game or in real life. Used in the popular game World of Warcraft and Counter Strike Source.

Person1: Omg..I just killed that guy. One shot.
Person2: Holy @#%^.

Person1: I just made the ownsauce and made him drink it.
Person2: pwned.

ownsauce by Curtis B August 1, 2007

owns

To be excellent or superior.

That new video game owns!

owns by nocturnal January 23, 2003

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026