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Owncs elementary school is the best experience but when you hit middle school, it sucks. The school is so small and teachers don’t teach anything. You arnt allowed to eat any junk food like chips or anything that’s “unhealthy” at lunch or you can get sent to the principal whos the most annoying person . And the secretary Mr. Rawls smokes all the time. There’s assemblies about “INOK” which stands for its not okay so like an anti bullying thing and the students take it as a joke. The principals are very strict and the majority of the math teachers suck. Leaked footage of the science teacher twerking was found and there are roaches everywhere. The lunch teacher only likes you if you’re on a sports team and if you are on a sports team, you can get away with anything.
“Hey do you go to owncs?”
“Yeah , I was eating doritos at lunch and mr. Ventura threw them out”
owncs by Bitchy123456 January 5, 2019
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A unit specific to measuring the rating of a VPX™️ Bang Energy beverage (in honor of Bang a Energy CEO/CSO Jack Owoc)
He only rated Miami Cola 7.9 Owocs when I assure you it’s a 9.5 on the Owoc Scale! Miami Cola is a send!!!
owocs by GerthPaul November 4, 2019

My dad Owns Microsoft 

The Signature Phrase for any 11-12 year old in an attempt to try to flex what they don't have. These kids are mostly on xbox and/or minecraft
Man:*Winning against child*
Kid: Your a hacker, my dad owns microsoft

owns ponies 

The term describes something that is exceptional, or awesome. It is derived from "pwn" which is ultimate nerd internet ownage. To own ponies is to do something amazing or be amazing.

The reverse of this, sucking, is to "blow ponies".
"She let me get to third base on the first date! Third base totally owns ponies!"
owns ponies by Sexjelly October 28, 2007

my dad owns roblox 

a very popular quote on a game called Roblox. It is usually used when Roblox people are arguing.
Robloxian 1: HAHA you have no robux noob
Robloxian 2: My dad owns roblox

ownsauce 

To make the sauce of ownage. To pwn someone in a game or in real life. Used in the popular game World of Warcraft and Counter Strike Source.
Person1: Omg..I just killed that guy. One shot.
Person2: Holy @#%^.

Person1: I just made the ownsauce and made him drink it.
Person2: pwned.
ownsauce by Curtis B August 1, 2007
That new video game owns!
owns by nocturnal January 23, 2003