Owncs elementary school is the best experience but when you hit middle school, it sucks. The school is so small and teachers don’t teach anything. You arnt allowed to eat any junk food likechips or anything that’s “unhealthy” at lunch or you can get sent to the principal whos the most annoying person . And the secretary Mr. Rawls smokes all the time. There’s assemblies about “INOK” which stands for its not okay so like an anti bullying thing and the students take it as a joke. The principals are very strict and the majority of the math teachers suck. Leaked footage of the science teacher twerking was found and there are roaches everywhere. The lunch teacher only likes you if you’re on a sports team and if you are on a sports team, you can get away with anything.
“Hey do you go to owncs?”
“Yeah , I was eating doritos at lunch and mr. Ventura threw them out”
OwOism is a contagious disease that makes the person that's been infected continuously say OwO more and more the longer the person carries the disease.
Once the person has been infected by the OwOism disease they only have 6 months left to live and the disease is currently not curable
Person A: What's wrong with you, why are you saying OwO every 30 seconds?
Person B: I have severe OwOism and I only have 6 months left to live.
(n.) Town in central Michigan. Home to many dirty people and a few homeless guys. This town is best known for it's superior scent and bountiful asparagus harvests.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."