by wedonthavekangaroosinaustria July 19, 2018
1) A phrase one usually says when he is so pissed off about something. After he dies and loses all his enchanted diamond armor and shit to the enderdragon, one might say, "OH SHIT! I FUCKED MYSELF IN THE ASS!"
2) The action of taking either a 6.9 inch vibrator and shoving it up your ass until you moan so loudly, "I FUCKED MYSELF IN THE ASS"
3) A male masturbation technique where you wrap your schlong all the way around your body and into your own asshole. One usually fucks their own ass when they are still a horny 12 year old and are still a virgin with no friends.
2) The action of taking either a 6.9 inch vibrator and shoving it up your ass until you moan so loudly, "I FUCKED MYSELF IN THE ASS"
3) A male masturbation technique where you wrap your schlong all the way around your body and into your own asshole. One usually fucks their own ass when they are still a horny 12 year old and are still a virgin with no friends.
While Eric was watching Shrek hentai, he decided to shove his small ass peen into his own big ass asshole. He moaned so loudly that the frogs turned gay and started buttfucking each other. "UUUUUHHHHIIIIOOO! I FUCKED MY OWN ASS! UUUUUHHHHIIIIOOO!"
by Long w e e n boi November 13, 2019
by Urban OP August 16, 2018
person 1: hey bro how are you doing
person 2: i licked my own ass crack
person 1: how bro i wanna try
person 2: i licked my own ass crack
person 1: how bro i wanna try
by the golden woodchuck March 21, 2023
Robert who passes GCSE'S but can't get it right in real life.
up my own ass is something Robert would say, and that's gay
up my own ass is something Robert would say, and that's gay
by sirbennito July 23, 2021
by istanalexoloughlinwithmyass April 3, 2018