Like the Oculus Rift, the Oculus Cocksoculus is a virtual reality system that provides euphoric sensations to men's penises. The Oculus Cocksoculus is also used as a battery and the test subjects used in these vile experiments are drained of their very life force as you experience constant busting of nuts on an hourly basis. The Chinese use this as a form of torture while trying to interrogate spies. It is said Kim Jong Il invented this to please himself and was saddened when he realized his boner could not fit the Oculus hole. The batteries are used to power the world as more and more men enter the Oculus Cocksoculus, there will be energy for all.

"Time to put them in the Oculus Cocksoculus"

Oculus Cocksoculus by The Local Sanwich Maker June 13, 2016

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Oulu

City in northern finland, about 100000 inhabitants. Oulu is another hi-tech region in finland because strong investments to education.
Oulu is well-known for pilluralli.
Icehockey team of Oulu was champion in finnish national league 2005.

-Ookkonää Oulusta, pelekääkkönää polliisia?
-Are you from Oulu, do you fear police?
(Very old slogan in Oulu dialect)

Oulu by matti April 15, 2005

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oculus sinister

The left eye

My oculus sinister is my dominant eye

oculus sinister by Master-G September 27, 2013

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Oculus Face

The embarrassing face (complete with temporary red rashes/lines) that a gamer lands up with after hours of strapping the oculus rift to his/her face.

Damn it's six already?!! Time to get rid of my oculus face and hit the party!

Oculus Face by killerdove July 4, 2016

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