dexter

my dog. he sings like the rapper dexter, but it’s mostly just auto tuned bark. enjoys barking in his sleep (real dedication to his music career) and likes looking for flashlights and eating them. also enjoys chasing after ice cubes and trying to make them move like bugs. he is kind of ugly when he does this. dexter also pees a lot.

who’s this on new dog rap?

oh, that’s dexter. not to be confused with famous dex, o no no.

by rat a pooolie March 20, 2019

dexter

a big ass mexican who has a small as cock u need to see a mega microscope

dexter has a small cock

by dicklover69696869 May 05, 2022

dexter

dexter is sexy c**twith a huge cock

dexter u sexy mother fucker

by imgay6969696969696 May 09, 2022

dexter

A serial killer with a code of operation that mandates that only those who truly deserve to die actually do.

The guy met all the criteria in order that he went dexter all over him

by Glenn C A Alexander January 09, 2009

dexter

A person on the right side or on the side of right. Half evil and half good. Is usually run by emotion and a manipulator of matters at hand.

Dexter has come to save the day, but ends it tragically without anyone ever knowing.

by His Best Girl Friend November 19, 2006

dexter

the coolest kid ever! Very awesome has a great taste in music. And is the greatest person to be around. Hes also freaking gorgeous.

There is only one good dexter. Thats dexter mcgrew. hehe

by steve the crack whore April 24, 2009

dexter

A fat big 400 pound Mexican that wanks his negative 100 mm dick off that u need to see a mege microscope with that likes kara

dexter hahahaha

by imgay6969696969696 May 10, 2022