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Secret OTP
Secret One True Pairing. A pairing, in fandom or canon, from a tv show/book/movie etc. that you're either ashamed you like, is rare, or no one else likes.
"You can't make romance out of the Cold War."
"Whatever. Russia/America is my Secret OTP" (From Axis Powers Hetalia)
"Whatever. Russia/America is my Secret OTP" (From Axis Powers Hetalia)
Secret OTP by Yamistar August 10, 2009
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OTPSPE
I walked up to some dude and yelled surprise prostate exam and stuck my thumb all the way up his ass and whispered “you have been given an OTPSPE...you’re welcome”
OTPSPE by Widebutthole March 13, 2019
Otpsexual
Otpsexual by OnionTears April 14, 2016
OTPSJ
Over The Pants Squeeze Job
Subtle, but pleasant, squeezes on your dick while wearing pants.
Non-violent handjob (handski) with pants on.
Cumming is not necessary.
In some situations, OTPSJs are essential due to convenience and where you are with and who is in the room (if anybody).
Subtle, but pleasant, squeezes on your dick while wearing pants.
Non-violent handjob (handski) with pants on.
Cumming is not necessary.
In some situations, OTPSJs are essential due to convenience and where you are with and who is in the room (if anybody).
I was watching a show with my girlfriend, and we we're snuggling under a blanket, but her mom and little sister were across the room watching the show as well. Therefore, a quality OTPSJ was performed and it made the show that much more enjoyable.
OTPSJ by Goat Sourber November 9, 2010
OTPSTD
OTPSTD by Lol wtf bruh October 29, 2015
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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