I walked up to some dude and yelled surprise prostate exam and stuck my thumb all the way up his ass and whispered “you have been given an OTPSPE...you’re welcome”
Over The Pants Squeeze Job
Subtle, but pleasant, squeezes on your dick while wearing pants.
Non-violent handjob (handski) with pants on.
Cumming is not necessary.
In some situations, OTPSJs are essential due to convenience and where you are with and who is in the room (if anybody).
I was watching a show with my girlfriend, and we we're snuggling under a blanket, but her mom and little sister were across the room watching the show as well. Therefore, a quality OTPSJ was performed and it made the show that much more enjoyable.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)