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Osterized 

The act of being completely dominated in every aspect, and embarrassed beyond recognition. Most generally used in sporting events, and ends with subjects leaving the area with their tail tucked between their legs.
McIntosh got completely Osterized in Basketball, it wasn't even a close game.
Osterized by Osters April 20, 2010

socially-osterized 

Being shunned and put in a blender by society. Being the subject of intensely-adverse gossip.
She was socially-osterized by her sorrority mates for dating someone of a different race.

Osterize 

Osterize, (verb) an event in which a participant's head is implanted between a couch/bed cushion after strenuous sexual intercourse. This is usually performed from a doggy style position; however, it is possible to perform an inverted osterize utilizing a missionary position. The term osterize became popular circa 2006 and originated from the ostrich-like features of the recipient after being osterized.

Ostriker, (noun) an individual who osterizes.

Ostrikee, (noun) an individual who is osterized.
Joe osterized Jane leaving her head wedged in the couch and legs in the air. Joe is an ostriker.

ostricized 

verb. When playing pick-up football games on the weekends, the act of a defense player hitting and offensive player low and the offensive player flipping forward and landing headfirst in the dirt. The act is similar to an ostrich putting his head into the ground.
After talking smack throughout the whole game, he returned the kickoff and and ran straight at the target of his words, only to be ostricized and receive a face full of dirt, embarrassing him in front of his peers.
ostricized by Rukkus002 September 12, 2010

osterizer 

a person who is such a baller, can drop 69 on the bball court, such a steeze, beastly
Paula was crusin' down the street and saw an Osterizer, she was jealous and is now a wanna be Osterizer.
osterizer by pbizwitch September 29, 2009

ostracized 

What happens to old men when they inevitibly develop "long balls". Their nutsack looks like an upside-down ostrich head as viewed from behind.
When I saw grandpa's drooping ballsack hanging out of his bermuda shorts,I asked him what was wrong with him,he said; "Son,when you turn 70 you automatically become ostracized."
ostracized by wolfbait51 January 27, 2011