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Osterize 

Osterize, (verb) an event in which a participant's head is implanted between a couch/bed cushion after strenuous sexual intercourse. This is usually performed from a doggy style position; however, it is possible to perform an inverted osterize utilizing a missionary position. The term osterize became popular circa 2006 and originated from the ostrich-like features of the recipient after being osterized.

Ostriker, (noun) an individual who osterizes.

Ostrikee, (noun) an individual who is osterized.
Joe osterized Jane leaving her head wedged in the couch and legs in the air. Joe is an ostriker.
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Osterized 

The act of being completely dominated in every aspect, and embarrassed beyond recognition. Most generally used in sporting events, and ends with subjects leaving the area with their tail tucked between their legs.
McIntosh got completely Osterized in Basketball, it wasn't even a close game.
Osterized by Osters April 20, 2010

socially-osterized 

Being shunned and put in a blender by society. Being the subject of intensely-adverse gossip.
She was socially-osterized by her sorrority mates for dating someone of a different race.

osterizer 

a person who is such a baller, can drop 69 on the bball court, such a steeze, beastly
Paula was crusin' down the street and saw an Osterizer, she was jealous and is now a wanna be Osterizer.
osterizer by pbizwitch September 29, 2009

ostercized

When one is shunned, spoken ill of and otherwise ripped to shreds for reasons real or imagined. This phenomenon is seen in business, social groups and educational institutes.
Although the most effective leader their organization had ever had, she was ostercized when she disagreed with the new manager.
ostercized by Dawgmum November 21, 2010

Oysterized

A term Anix used on his video ‘I built a house in 30 minutes (Bloxburg)’ The term was used as he colored the walls of his house oyster.
“The walls of his Bloxburg home got oysterized”
Oysterized by JustBloxburg December 19, 2020

Oysterized

A word Anix used in his video ‘I built a house in 30 minutes (Bloxburg)’ The term was used as he colored his walls oyster
“The Canadian man oysterized the walls of his home”
Oysterized by JustBloxburg December 19, 2020
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