Osterize

Osterize, (verb) an event in which a participant's head is implanted between a couch/bed cushion after strenuous sexual intercourse. This is usually performed from a doggy style position; however, it is possible to perform an inverted osterize utilizing a missionary position. The term osterize became popular circa 2006 and originated from the ostrich-like features of the recipient after being osterized.

Ostriker, (noun) an individual who osterizes.

Ostrikee, (noun) an individual who is osterized.

Joe osterized Jane leaving her head wedged in the couch and legs in the air. Joe is an ostriker.

by The Original Ostriker May 02, 2007

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Osterized

The act of being completely dominated in every aspect, and embarrassed beyond recognition. Most generally used in sporting events, and ends with subjects leaving the area with their tail tucked between their legs.

McIntosh got completely Osterized in Basketball, it wasn't even a close game.

by Osters April 20, 2010

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a person who is such a baller, can drop 69 on the bball court, such a steeze, beastly

Paula was crusin' down the street and saw an Osterizer, she was jealous and is now a wanna be Osterizer.

by pbizwitch September 29, 2009

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Oster

An amazing last name, someone with this last name would make a great division head at any sleepaway camp. This person can be very serious, but also know how to have a good time! Sounds great with the first name Daniel.

Joe: You know Dan Oster?
Taylor: Yeah, what about him?
Joe: He's the best consular ever!
Taylor: Yeah! I know right?!

by Paulthebullfightingninja January 14, 2010

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