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osterizer

a person who is such a baller, can drop 69 on the bball court, such a steeze, beastly
Paula was crusin' down the street and saw an Osterizer, she was jealous and is now a wanna be Osterizer.
by pbizwitch September 29, 2009
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Osterized

The act of being completely dominated in every aspect, and embarrassed beyond recognition. Most generally used in sporting events, and ends with subjects leaving the area with their tail tucked between their legs.
McIntosh got completely Osterized in Basketball, it wasn't even a close game.
by Osters April 20, 2010
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socially-osterized

Being shunned and put in a blender by society. Being the subject of intensely-adverse gossip.
She was socially-osterized by her sorrority mates for dating someone of a different race.
by Mondo Fuego May 14, 2006
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Osterize

Osterize, (verb) an event in which a participant's head is implanted between a couch/bed cushion after strenuous sexual intercourse. This is usually performed from a doggy style position; however, it is possible to perform an inverted osterize utilizing a missionary position. The term osterize became popular circa 2006 and originated from the ostrich-like features of the recipient after being osterized.

Ostriker, (noun) an individual who osterizes.

Ostrikee, (noun) an individual who is osterized.
Joe osterized Jane leaving her head wedged in the couch and legs in the air. Joe is an ostriker.
by The Original Ostriker May 15, 2007
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osterberger

Stunningly sexy man who is able to cause girls to cum everywhere. Literally everywhere. All over the place. Generally very muscular and with great curly hair. No girls can resist
Wow that guy is a real Osterberger in bed!!
by Killinthegame69 December 10, 2016
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ownerizer

A device that owned you so hardcore, it has no name.
Player: I just got the smackdown from an ownerizer!
by dnyde February 23, 2005
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Joey Osterberger

A hardcore hot Instagram model with a whole life of fun, hot, and awesome shit ahead of him.
Joey Osterberger gave her a hickey.
Do you see that guy on the beach? He must be a Joey Osterberger.
by Common Man 9 May 15, 2019
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