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Screw you osmand!
osmand by the derelict April 15, 2003
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A wanna be 6'0 dude who gives off 12 year old boy and 42 year old men vibes at the same time.Hes smart and kind but reminds you of a turtle with dark humor.
I can't wait for my children to grow up to be an Osmand.
Osmand by Chris03461 November 19, 2023
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Flying Donny Osmand 

This involves a bed that has bed post. The female selects a bed post and jumps from it, not far from that of a professional wrestler. Before jumping, she spreads her cheeks, leaps off backwards and lands on the gentlemans face. Thus making a funny suction noise and causing the alfa male's body to spasm
Dave: Dude what happened to your face, its all red?
Frank: My wife gave me a flying donny osmand last night.

Osmanthus Wine 

Osmanthus Wine is, pretty self explanatorily, a type of wine made out of osmanthus, a plant that grows on the form of shrubs or small trees (mainly on Asia).

Commonly used as a joke between Genshin Impact players, as it is part of a voiceline repetitively said by the character Zhongli;

“Osmanthus wine tastes the same as I remember, but where are those who share the memory?”

Nobody knows what the memory is, now who are “those who share it”.
Person A: “I finally drank Osmanthus Wine after so long.”
Person B: “Does it taste the same as you remembered?”
Person A: “Yes, but where are those who share the memory?”

osmanthus wine 

tastes the same as i remember
But where are those who share the memory

osmanthus wine tastes the same as i remember
osmanthus wine by Kvlluazz August 21, 2021
Very nice/calm and damn sexy man. Always sensitive and attentive, sooo very much nice and kind, indeed funny and handsome. Osmans are rare to find creatures, when you happen to find them, sink your nails in and never let them go. Their true attribution is to be soo honest and witty at the same time, with their incredible and amusing sense of humour.
Hey, can you believe that there is one osman for anyone in the world if you are lucky enough to meet them? Well, good luck.
Osman by maia-andalwaysmaia February 14, 2021
- (adj.) Description of something that is amazing at everything, good looking and just out of this world.

-(adj.) Something that initiates sexual arousal.

- (adj.) Male Arabic given name meaning "the chosen one" amongst the tribe of brave and noble people.

- (n.) When an "Osman" is spotted, women are prone to have orgasms.
- That guy is so osman, he never fails.

- I thought my girlfriend was having a seizure, and then I saw the osman across the street.

- He just put the team on his back, like an osman.

- I didn't pee myself, I just saw an osman.
Osman by grayson24 December 5, 2011
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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