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Screw you osmand!
osmand by the derelict April 15, 2003

Flying Donny Osmand 

This involves a bed that has bed post. The female selects a bed post and jumps from it, not far from that of a professional wrestler. Before jumping, she spreads her cheeks, leaps off backwards and lands on the gentlemans face. Thus making a funny suction noise and causing the alfa male's body to spasm
Dave: Dude what happened to your face, its all red?
Frank: My wife gave me a flying donny osmand last night.

ossandon 

the act of shoving sand up the penis shaft
dylan ossandon his best friend penis after sucking his dad's
Big dick energy personified. Dangerous. Sagiterrorist. Not friendly.
He’s such an Oslando
oslando by TriniboiOc November 23, 2021

Osmanophile 

the extreme love for the somali osamniya script
Oh look, Abdi is such an osmanophile
A wanna be 6'0 dude who gives off 12 year old boy and 42 year old men vibes at the same time.Hes smart and kind but reminds you of a turtle with dark humor.
I can't wait for my children to grow up to be an Osmand.
Osmand by Chris03461 November 19, 2023