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osawaldo 

A piece of shit!!!!

Also know to have a small dick.
It’s so small. Smaller than osawaldo.
osawaldo by Tass;)( December 14, 2017
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A hott guy who respect women , and who doesn't thinks he can mess with anyone and everyone and treat 'em like crap . He is the oppose of a loser. Every female should mess with a guy named Oswaldo. He is a not a player, he is a Lover. A person only likes to make his girl special. Only a jerk would be jealous of him
I love oswaldo
Oswaldo by Young smg December 28, 2017
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A spanish name. Commonly know as Oz. People who are named Oswaldo tend to be kind-hearted and very thoughtful. They are often lost in their own world, but that doesn't stop them from affecting everyone they meet and touching them in some unusual but magical way. Sometimes a little crazy, but in the best way. They are very honest, often considered brutally so but in the end they try to do what they can to make people happy, just not give them hopes for that which they can not promise. They are judged severely by themselves, and misunderstood, but their souls are beautiful and colored in the most beautiful color: white. For white is all colors.
Oswaldo: Don't have hope to be more, just smile. That's all that is needed.
Oswaldo by Little Smiling Bunny October 9, 2010
A hott guy who respect women , and who doesn't thinks he can mess with anyone and everyone and treat 'em like crap . He is the oppose of a loser. Every female should mess with a guy named Oswaldo. He is a not a player, he is a Lover. A person only likes to make his girl special. Only a jerk would be jealous of him
Oswaldo : loves to laugh and show respect
Oswaldo by Jameezy69 September 3, 2017
Oswaldo is the most loving friend,boyfriend or whatever you are to him he cares about his friends,girlfriend,family he can easily beat you up be careful.
I love Oswaldo so much he’s the best🖤
Oswaldo by njaramillo393 December 2, 2018
A handsome Mexican that has a 20 inch dick and makes girls wet they way he flexes
Oswaldo dick so big
Oswaldo by Young smg December 28, 2017

Oswaldo-Gago 

The suavest most artisanal man to grace this plane of existence. Oswaldo Gago grew up in Nicaragua where he fought off the witches and chupacabra's to defend his village and save his people. Later in life he moved to the new land (Florida) where he would start fresh and capture the hearts of a new species of humans and everything around him. To be "Oswaldo Gago" means to be not only the coolest guy around, but the type of guy James Bond and John Wick want to be when they grow up. There isn't a guy around more fly than Oswaldo Gago. As men we can only hope to one day become Oswaldo Gago.
Damn have you seen dorky Tony recently? He's become such an Oswaldo-Gago since I've last seen him! The ladies can't stay away from him!
Oswaldo-Gago by Quasar Queef October 16, 2018
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