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Oswaldo-Gago 

The suavest most artisanal man to grace this plane of existence. Oswaldo Gago grew up in Nicaragua where he fought off the witches and chupacabra's to defend his village and save his people. Later in life he moved to the new land (Florida) where he would start fresh and capture the hearts of a new species of humans and everything around him. To be "Oswaldo Gago" means to be not only the coolest guy around, but the type of guy James Bond and John Wick want to be when they grow up. There isn't a guy around more fly than Oswaldo Gago. As men we can only hope to one day become Oswaldo Gago.
Damn have you seen dorky Tony recently? He's become such an Oswaldo-Gago since I've last seen him! The ladies can't stay away from him!
Oswaldo-Gago by Quasar Queef October 16, 2018
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