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The Brad Ortega 

A signature move when a male is lying on his back jerking himself off with his legs extended towards the ceiling and his ejaculate is captured into a glencairn by his male partner to provide tasting notes.
I can't wait to get home tonight to try The Brad Ortega with my mate because I have been eating brussel sprouts all day!
The Brad Ortega by BRabbit70 June 17, 2023

Jenna Ortega

The prettiest, most flawless female to exist on planet Earth.
'Jenna Ortega is the most beautiful actress Ive ever seen.'
Jenna Ortega by bendoverbbg April 17, 2023
noun:

One of the oldest Spanish families, known for their hard work, tenaciousness, and being very proud. They can be very hard-headed, but that is their ultimate strength. They put their family first, take pride in their work, and are great orators. They honor the family name with dignity, respect, and pride.
Dino: "Damn, that guy sure is proud!"

Ben: "Dude, that guy is an Ortega! He actually puts in the

effort in his work."
Ortega by syndicate48 September 27, 2011

Jenna Ortega

Jenna Ortega is honestly the most beautiful amazing drop dead gorgeous brilliant dazzling bewildering, appealing, delightful, elegant human to walk the planet inside and out she is just terrifyingly perfect
Person 1: Did you hear that Crumbo got married?

Person 2: Was it that "Jenna Ortega" girl?

Person 1: Of course
Jenna Ortega by Angry_Salad February 1, 2023

Valeria ortega 

Valeria is a funny intelligent person.She is a hard working and loves to party hard.She likes to smash with adults and children over 13.She will make you laugh and in class she could be a nerd but she could be a giggle box during class.She will have lots of boyfriends and she will decide who to marry.If you had a boyfriend in 4th grade then you would be lucky becuase you will keep having them to the next level.But Valeria is curios likes to learn different languages and she is caring.she could only spell 1 rumor but only that happens when she is jealous.

Gumaro Ortega

Gumaro Ortega is always the biggest hype man for himself. Can usually be found ripping up the streets in the fastest car you've ever seen no cap! Calls out everyone to a race in his orange mustang he calls Garfield with grandmas milk and cookies on the line, but everyone is scared of it. He has a little Pene but some how has the biggest pelotas from driving a top fuel s550.
Everyone needs them a Gumaro Ortega!
Gumaro Ortega by SpaghettiReady November 24, 2020