Ortega'd

A one of a kind women, the kind you go to war for. Mommy Ortega is the modern day Athena, she is a goddess with titties that bounce like that chubby black kid at an urban air, and an ass sculpted by Michelangelo. The act of getting Ortega'd involves Jenna Ortega formulating before your eyes all oiled up (in canola oil for cooking purposes) and going to the proverbial "town". Even gay guys drop their pants to get pegged by "mommy".

"Yeah, it's time to get ortega'd (fucked in the ass)"

by Noah Cuthbertson February 28, 2024

Why doesn't anyone have the courage to date Jenna Ortega

I do and will! Add her to the harem!

Hym " 'Why doesn't anyone have the courage to date Jenna Ortega?' Asks the YouTube shorts. Well, simply put, not everyone is a CORPOREAL GOD! A CORPOREAL GAAAWDAH!!! So, I'll do it! First order of business: Jenna Ortega reboot of the 2004 Christina Ricci movie 'Cursed.' Christina Ricci will reprise her role as.... Ellie- HOLY SHIT JESSE EISENBERG WAS THE BROTHER! HOLY SHIT! I DIDN'T EVEN- Nope! Nope. It's a sequel now. We're doing a full-on sequel. Get Jesse Eisenberg! We're doing a sequel. Yes."

by Hym Iam August 7, 2025