ortloff 

A person with an excessively huge ass (a fattie) but someone who has a microchode and who is sheltered away from inappropriate content of today's world.

Damn Johnny you have an Ortloff!

ortloff by Ortloff July 25, 2016

Orloff

A very cheap vodka that is distilled in Lewiston Maine and is popular among residents of Maine and New Hampshire. It tastes like rubbing alcohol and often gives you the shits the next morning. Being drunk on Orloff vodka is very similar to having a really bad fever and a concussion at the same time.

If you have to drink it, try mixing it with mountain dew to make it more palatable. And may god have mercy on your soul.

Guy 1: Dude we're out of gas.

Guy 2: I've got some Orloff in the trunk, we can use it as fuel.

Orloff by limpingfetus666 February 2, 2010

Super Orloff

1. a climax of sexual excitement, characterized by feelings of pleasure
2. a state of utter enjoyment
3. something really, really, ridiculously amazing
4.a machine used in the first stage of prinitng money in the bureau of engraving and printing

That Ben&Jerry's half baked frozen yogurt is super orloff!

Super Orloff by ellrissa November 15, 2009

Orloff

A regrettable night inside of a bottle. Often purchased by broke college students who want to get wild.

Nick: Let's get weird tonight.
Jared: I don't get paid until next Tuesday and all I have is $8.
Nick: Orloff it is.

Orloff by xLonnie March 29, 2017

orloff

normally Jewish, a small but strong man and usually has his ways with the women and sometimes even men. Usually bottom of the class, he does incredibly stupid things but will attract a crowd none the less.

here he comes, he's such an Orloff.

orloff by DamanNihaoChicken June 4, 2017

Bald Orloff 

When you shave each other’s nuts and then, using the shaving lotion as lubricant, you slide your balls into each other’s asshole. This typically works best with two older men.

Hey Brian. Let’s go the the bathroom and slide into a bald Orloff

Bald Orloff by Carlos Carlos August 26, 2022