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A very cheap vodka that is distilled in Lewiston Maine and is popular among residents of Maine and New Hampshire. It tastes like rubbing alcohol and often gives you the shits the next morning. Being drunk on Orloff vodka is very similar to having a really bad fever and a concussion at the same time.

If you have to drink it, try mixing it with mountain dew to make it more palatable. And may god have mercy on your soul.
Guy 1: Dude we're out of gas.

Guy 2: I've got some Orloff in the trunk, we can use it as fuel.
by limpingfetus666 February 02, 2010
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A regrettable night inside of a bottle. Often purchased by broke college students who want to get wild.
Nick: Let's get weird tonight.
Jared: I don't get paid until next Tuesday and all I have is $8.
Nick: Orloff it is.
by xLonnie March 29, 2017
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normally Jewish, a small but strong man and usually has his ways with the women and sometimes even men. Usually bottom of the class, he does incredibly stupid things but will attract a crowd none the less.
here he comes, he's such an Orloff.
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