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Orth'd
Unlucky dude: Hey ladies, let's have sex.
Ladies: well... i dont know.
Unlucky dude: c'mon
Ladies: uh... fine.
Stud: Ladies, don't fuck him fuck me.
Ladies: Ok!
Friend: Shit man, you just got Orth'd.
Ladies: well... i dont know.
Unlucky dude: c'mon
Ladies: uh... fine.
Stud: Ladies, don't fuck him fuck me.
Ladies: Ok!
Friend: Shit man, you just got Orth'd.
Orth'd by Captain Hazard January 13, 2006
Orthodontics
Friend 1: "Yo I just got braces. Man, they suck."
Friend 2: "Oh... I see you're into orthodontics."
Friend 1: "No! It's just that my teeth need to be straightened."
Friend 2: "Sure, man. It's 2019. We don't kink shame. And your teeth can be as gay as they want."
Friend 2: "Oh... I see you're into orthodontics."
Friend 1: "No! It's just that my teeth need to be straightened."
Friend 2: "Sure, man. It's 2019. We don't kink shame. And your teeth can be as gay as they want."
Orthodontics by aglorifiedpotatowithlegs October 30, 2019
orthogender
Not transgender. That is, having the socially expected gender identity for the sex one was assigned at birth. Used in preference to the word cisgender which many orthogender people reject as being applied to them by other groups.
orthogender by Orthiopterix November 6, 2013
Ortholysis
(noun): the wrapping around of a mathematical function under transformation into a higher nth-dimensional space where n > 2 and n ∈ ℤ+. This twisting occurs typically when a 2D function is integrated by rotating about the x-axis in order to find the volume of the 3rd-dimensional shape.
Ortholysis is used to describe this behaviour in various different sub-branches of integral calculus. The origin of this word is still unknown. However, this neologism was rumoured to have been coined by a Romanian scientist and mathematician. i
Ortholysis is used to describe this behaviour in various different sub-branches of integral calculus. The origin of this word is still unknown. However, this neologism was rumoured to have been coined by a Romanian scientist and mathematician. i
Student: "Would the integral of y=−ze^x about the x-axis give you some sort of pulsar-like ortholysis spirally thing?"
Teacher: "Sort of. It depends on your limits and of course the fact that your equation doesn't consider that a pulsar visualisation with that equation would be rotating about the y-axis!"
Teacher: "And also the fact that the center of mass is not represented accurately in any way and you'd need to make it asymptotic."
Teacher: "Sort of. It depends on your limits and of course the fact that your equation doesn't consider that a pulsar visualisation with that equation would be rotating about the y-axis!"
Teacher: "And also the fact that the center of mass is not represented accurately in any way and you'd need to make it asymptotic."
Ortholysis by globaldefinitions March 4, 2017
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