The most legit, bad-ass adjective ever created. The use of this word correctly in a sentence instantly transforms the user into a flaming ball plasma until the sentence is over.
Voltron's mountain bikejump was so Orth he was obviously a member of the OMMT.
Orth (v.): To become a social pariah by posting idiotic or polarizing comments on the internet.
Derived from the, as of April of 2013, recent onslaught of stupidity of former Microsoft executive Adam Orth over twitter in which he insulted critics, antagonized customers, dumped several tonnes of negative PR on his bosses desks, and generally failed at making nice-nice with the other schoolyard children.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"