Definitions by hmakav
friendgasm
Friendgasm: noun. The joy I feel when I introduce two wonderful friends, and they go do phenomenal things together; a form of platonic, prosocial compersion; the comfort of knowing the world is a safer place, the more sweet souls are connecting with one another in interdependence. 😍💖🌈
Kiki had a friendgasm when Celena and Charlie decided to go to a clothing-optional workshop together after introducing them.
friendgasm by hmakav November 19, 2019
contact parker
A contact parker is a person who parallel-parks by backing up until making contact with the car behind, and then pulling forward a bit.
"Wow, did you see Carrie's rear bumper? ... it's got a lot of dents and marks on it!"
"Yeah, what do you expect, she's a contact parker."
"My front bumper has a lot of marks on it because people in my neighborhood are contact parkers. Sheesh!"
"Yeah, what do you expect, she's a contact parker."
"My front bumper has a lot of marks on it because people in my neighborhood are contact parkers. Sheesh!"
contact parker by hmakav February 5, 2013
slamboozie
A communal party drink mixed in a big plastic tub with ice, consisting of a fifth of everclear, a fifth of vodka, a case of beer, 6 Sparks tallboy energy drinks, 3 cans of frozen lemonade concentrate, and optionally four cans of Red Bull. Scaled up as necessary.
Also refers to a Memphis-style party where slamboozie is served, featuring women dancing wildly or bellowing Beyoncé songs at top volume in its later stages, finishing the night with a fast food run.
Also refers to a Memphis-style party where slamboozie is served, featuring women dancing wildly or bellowing Beyoncé songs at top volume in its later stages, finishing the night with a fast food run.
1) After the slamboozie, Jessica dropped the key on the way to the car, and used her cellphone flashlight to find it.
2) After passing the Bar, Cristina invited her BFFs to a slamboozie.
3) "Yo, girl, back away from the slamboozie, you don't want to end up a vodka whore!".
2) After passing the Bar, Cristina invited her BFFs to a slamboozie.
3) "Yo, girl, back away from the slamboozie, you don't want to end up a vodka whore!".
slamboozie by hmakav July 2, 2009
cellphone flashlight
A cellphone backlight used as a makeshift flashlight. Sometimes requires repeated keypresses to keep the screen lit.
1) After the party, Nicole dropped the key on the way to the car, and used her cellphone flashlight to find it.
2) Alex is such a nerd, he set his backlight to pure white so he can use his phone as a cellphone flashlight!
2) Alex is such a nerd, he set his backlight to pure white so he can use his phone as a cellphone flashlight!
cellphone flashlight by hmakav May 3, 2009
jock rocket
"Did you see Alex? Not only is he on the football team, he's got a new jock rocket, a Yamaha YZ6! How much more of a chick magnet cliche could he be? Get a puppy, too?"
jock rocket by hmakav December 10, 2007