8 definitions by hmakav

A man who pays a woman's Target credit card bill in exchange for agreed-upon services.
Chandni: Damn, if I don't win the lottery, I'm going to need a Target daddy!
by hmakav October 24, 2018
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Friendgasm: noun. The joy I feel when I introduce two wonderful friends, and they go do phenomenal things together; a form of platonic, prosocial compersion; the comfort of knowing the world is a safer place, the more sweet souls are connecting with one another in interdependence. 😍💖🌈
Kiki had a friendgasm when Celena and Charlie decided to go to a clothing-optional workshop together after introducing them.
by hmakav November 19, 2019
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1. Karen Allen was laughing so hard that she fell down and broke her wrist. She kept up the witty repartee even when seeing the orthopod at the ER.

2. It's ironic that Dr. Rosenberg broke his arm in an ice-hockey game, because he's the orthopod who treated Bobby Hull.
by hmakav December 2, 2010
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A cellphone backlight used as a makeshift flashlight. Sometimes requires repeated keypresses to keep the screen lit.
1) After the party, Nicole dropped the key on the way to the car, and used her cellphone flashlight to find it.

2) Alex is such a nerd, he set his backlight to pure white so he can use his phone as a cellphone flashlight!
by hmakav May 3, 2009
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A contact parker is a person who parallel-parks by backing up until making contact with the car behind, and then pulling forward a bit.
"Wow, did you see Carrie's rear bumper? ... it's got a lot of dents and marks on it!"

"Yeah, what do you expect, she's a contact parker."

"My front bumper has a lot of marks on it because people in my neighborhood are contact parkers. Sheesh!"
by hmakav February 6, 2013
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A motorcycle ridden by a jock. A combination of "jock" and "crotch rocket".
"Did you see Alex? Not only is he on the football team, he's got a new jock rocket, a Yamaha YZ6! How much more of a chick magnet cliche could he be? Get a puppy, too?"
by hmakav November 14, 2007
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A communal party drink mixed in a big plastic tub with ice, consisting of a fifth of everclear, a fifth of vodka, a case of beer, 6 Sparks tallboy energy drinks, 3 cans of frozen lemonade concentrate, and optionally four cans of Red Bull. Scaled up as necessary.

Also refers to a Memphis-style party where slamboozie is served, featuring women dancing wildly or bellowing Beyoncé songs at top volume in its later stages, finishing the night with a fast food run.
1) After the slamboozie, Jessica dropped the key on the way to the car, and used her cellphone flashlight to find it.

2) After passing the Bar, Cristina invited her BFFs to a slamboozie.

3) "Yo, girl, back away from the slamboozie, you don't want to end up a vodka whore!".
by hmakav July 2, 2009
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