4 definitions by aglorifiedpotatowithlegs

Orthodontics

BDSM for the teeth. You know you're into kinky shit when you get braces.

Friend 1: "Yo I just got braces. Man, they suck."
Friend 2: "Oh... I see you're into orthodontics."
Friend 1: "No! It's just that my teeth need to be straightened."
Friend 2: "Sure, man. It's 2019. We don't kink shame. And your teeth can be as gay as they want."

by aglorifiedpotatowithlegs October 30, 2019

now that's what i'm talkin!

A phrase spoken only by the enlightened. The sheer utterance of this phrase causes sexual arousal in everyone in the immediate vicinity. Also used as an an exclamation of happiness.

Guy: Hey. You're hot. wanna go out?
Girl: Eew no.
Guy: What if I said "now that's what i'm talkin!"?
Girl: *immediately drops pants*
Guy: now that's what i'm talkin!
Girl: *Moans* S-stop... I can only take so much.

by aglorifiedpotatowithlegs October 30, 2019

batman

a term for someone who would use their parents ashes as lube, if given the chance

batman: Robin. Pass me the batcum.
Robin: Th-this is your parent's ashes, batman!
batman: did I stutter?

by aglorifiedpotatowithlegs October 30, 2019

toothbrush scene

A scene in Episode 8 of Nisemonogatari, where a guy brushes his little sister's teeth, they both get super horny and almost fuck, until their other sister interrupts them and tries to stab them to death with an awl.

Friend 1: "yo, i started watching the monogatari series."
Friend 2: "awesome! where are you?"
Friend 1: "I just finished episode 8 of nise. I jacked off to the toothbrush scene."
Friend 2: "what the fuck is wrong with you?"
Friend 1: "I wanna be a dentist now."
Friend 2: " I want to be an orthodontist. BDSM for the teeth, baby."

by aglorifiedpotatowithlegs October 30, 2019