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orphanist 

It is like rasism but for orphans. Don’t be mean to us.
“You orphanist”
orphanist by Usernamedude March 27, 2019

orphanize 

The act of rendering someone an orphan.
"I would totally orphanize someone for a PS3"
orphanize by Paul X. November 10, 2008

Organistic

bros like me for real, in relation to something
what’s a dad?”
“omg, that’s organistic for reals
Organistic by bangichdeng April 11, 2023

organist 

One who plays the organ. Organists have an interesting culture, which is also very diverse. An organist might play any sort of organ (pipe organ, Hammond, theatre). And, there are many types of organist-

The Diva-
These organists will be inclined to jump up behind the conductor at somebody else's choral recital and give cues as they see fit.

Non-technical player-
Somebody who just knows how to turn the blower switch on and pull out the right stops. The have no idea how an organ pipe works, and now much of a clue how the organ itself works.

Old lady-
Yeah, the old blue hair that plays the organ at the local Roman Catholic parish. She never pulls out any more than three stops and likes to take it slow.

The 50% organist-
A pianist who is passing for an organist. They usually play on one manual and don't use pedals. Enough said.

The good organist-
These organists can play both Bach and French Romantic, as well as many other types of organ music. They can register well, and play cleanly. Fortunately, such organists are usually well mannered.

The passable organist-
This organist can play hymns well, but not much else. Fugues may confuse them, and sometimes they can't register that well. They are good for regular, nothing special Sunday services.
Rev. Edwards: Who is your new organist, is he good?

Rev. Andrews: Yeah, but he is such a diva. You should see him conduct the congregation from the organ loft.
organist by the_organist March 27, 2009

Orphasis 

Dan went through orphasis when his parents died.
Orphasis by Osworld June 26, 2023

Orphanation 

Orphanation, or orphanate, is the term used for creating an orphan. For example, if you kill a child's parents, you would've orphanated the child.
Phil: "Hey, i orphanated that brat who was mean to us yesterday! :)"
Jim: "You.... WHAT?!"
Phil: "Yeah i committed orphanation :D!"
Jim: "WHAT THE FUCK PHIL-?!"
Orphanation by Coca cola addict March 11, 2021