Orphanite

A child or an adult who disowned their parents. The parents are, by the child or adult, no longer involved in their life.

Yeah, my parents were so much drama and trouble that I decided to become an orphanite.

by Orphanitenumber1 August 8, 2024

orphanage

fine dining if you ask me.

hey babe where are going to eat
only the best for my love. the orphanage

by givemehead5 November 22, 2019

Evil Baby Orphanage

The humanitarian alternative to killing baby Hitler and other evil babies throughout time and space. Instead of erasing these evil figures such as Stalin, Attila the Hun, and Ranavalona the First, the Evil Baby Orphanage takes these babies and raises them to become awesome Nerdfighters.

Average guy: Dude, if we could time travel, we should totally kill baby Hitler.
Nerdfighter: No! We should put him in the Evil Baby Orphanage!

by epic nerdfighter June 18, 2011

sock orphanage

The container or receptacle used to store all the socks that become orphaned when their mates mysteriously disappear during the laundry cycle.

Jerry was able to "adopt" 21 pairs of socks during his year-end clean up of his sock orphanage. The remaining orphaned socks were euthanized.

by Sock Man December 27, 2009

knuckle children orphanage

AKA foo-foo sock. Distiguished by its crinkled stuck-together fabric texture and usually found under the beds of adolescent males, it is the sock, or other fabric used by men to deposit the fruits of their masturbating escapades.

Johnny was horrified to walk in his room and find his knuckle children orphanage perched neatly on his pillow by his mother's cleaning efforts earlier that day. Unfortunately this was also the day that Sallie finally agreed to come home to his room after school.

by Frank C Sanchez Hungwell September 17, 2006

Orphanage

Warehouse of rejected items

he lived in an orphanage

by dark_god_joyboy July 30, 2023

Chipotle Orphanage

When you walk into a restroom and all the toilets have chipotle childs in them, you have just stumbled upon a chipotle orphanage.

Dude, I went to take a crap and all the toilets had unflushed chipotle childs in them, this place must be a chipotle orphanage as no one is claiming them.

by Goatoghillgary December 2, 2016