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orlok by alucardian February 25, 2025
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Orlove'd
The result of losing control while operating a motor vehicle, causing it to spin wildly out of control and into a ditch, sometimes upside-down.
Term originally coined on Jalopnik's Oppositelock forum, in regards to author Raphael Orlove losing control of his car and flipping it into a ditch.
Term originally coined on Jalopnik's Oppositelock forum, in regards to author Raphael Orlove losing control of his car and flipping it into a ditch.
Raphael Orlove: "Hi, I need to report an accident."
Insurance Company: "Hello, I'm sorry to hear that. What happened?"
RO: "Um, I Orlove'd my Baja Bug."
IC: "You what your what?!"
RO: "I spun my Beetle into a ditch, rolled a few times, wrote part of a story about the event on Jalopnik and probably won't write part 2."
IC: "I see."
Insurance Company: "Hello, I'm sorry to hear that. What happened?"
RO: "Um, I Orlove'd my Baja Bug."
IC: "You what your what?!"
RO: "I spun my Beetle into a ditch, rolled a few times, wrote part of a story about the event on Jalopnik and probably won't write part 2."
IC: "I see."
Orloff
A very cheap vodka that is distilled in Lewiston Maine and is popular among residents of Maine and New Hampshire. It tastes like rubbing alcohol and often gives you the shits the next morning. Being drunk on Orloff vodka is very similar to having a really bad fever and a concussion at the same time.
If you have to drink it, try mixing it with mountain dew to make it more palatable. And may god have mercy on your soul.
If you have to drink it, try mixing it with mountain dew to make it more palatable. And may god have mercy on your soul.
Orloff by limpingfetus666 February 2, 2010
Orlovsky safety
In American football, when a player unknowingly and unintentionally runs out the back of their own end zone, resulting in a safety. This differs from a traditional safety in the way that the offensive player does not fumble or is physically tackled by an opponent. Coined in reference to Detroit Lion's quarterback Dan Orlovsky running out the back of his end zone against the Minnesota Vikings in the 2008 NFL season.
-"Did you see the game yesterday, the stupid back-up quarterback pulled an Orlovsky safety to lose the game!!"
-"Don't even talk to me about that, it's one of the dumbest plays a professional athlete can make."
-"Don't even talk to me about that, it's one of the dumbest plays a professional athlete can make."
Orlovsky safety by Tuggernuts December 21, 2008
orlog
"Original" or "fundamental law", the Germanic/North European concept of the principles governing the universe. Orlog includes both physical and moral laws, and encompasses such things as gravity, relativity and cause-and-effect. The term "orlog" may also be used in reference to the general purpose of a person's life, in which case it is similar to the concepts of both destiny and avocation.
orlog by Aelswyth Alansdohter July 20, 2007