orlop

Sound feces makes as it enters the toilet water

Damn, Willis, nice orlop!

Yeah, and the splash got my ass wet.

(Laughter)

by Ejacula July 11, 2009

orlop

A person of low intelligence,stupidity, social ineptness, and possible mental deficiency as seen by the manner in which he constantly screws up everything he tries to accomplish, that's if this person is even able to attempt anything other than smoking a bowl and playing Halo 3 for the rest of his worthless life.

An extreme form of idiocy.

Fred: I just bought the new Lady Gaga CD. Nice, eh!
Fred is an orlop.

Example of orlops; the four guys on the Altell commercials.

by vordmeister June 13, 2010

Orlove'd

The result of losing control while operating a motor vehicle, causing it to spin wildly out of control and into a ditch, sometimes upside-down.

Term originally coined on Jalopnik's Oppositelock forum, in regards to author Raphael Orlove losing control of his car and flipping it into a ditch.

Raphael Orlove: "Hi, I need to report an accident."
Insurance Company: "Hello, I'm sorry to hear that. What happened?"
RO: "Um, I Orlove'd my Baja Bug."
IC: "You what your what?!"
RO: "I spun my Beetle into a ditch, rolled a few times, wrote part of a story about the event on Jalopnik and probably won't write part 2."
IC: "I see."

by ScoobSTi December 31, 2013

Orloff

A very cheap vodka that is distilled in Lewiston Maine and is popular among residents of Maine and New Hampshire. It tastes like rubbing alcohol and often gives you the shits the next morning. Being drunk on Orloff vodka is very similar to having a really bad fever and a concussion at the same time.

If you have to drink it, try mixing it with mountain dew to make it more palatable. And may god have mercy on your soul.

Guy 1: Dude we're out of gas.

Guy 2: I've got some Orloff in the trunk, we can use it as fuel.

by limpingfetus666 February 2, 2010

Orlovsky safety

In American football, when a player unknowingly and unintentionally runs out the back of their own end zone, resulting in a safety. This differs from a traditional safety in the way that the offensive player does not fumble or is physically tackled by an opponent. Coined in reference to Detroit Lion's quarterback Dan Orlovsky running out the back of his end zone against the Minnesota Vikings in the 2008 NFL season.

-"Did you see the game yesterday, the stupid back-up quarterback pulled an Orlovsky safety to lose the game!!"

-"Don't even talk to me about that, it's one of the dumbest plays a professional athlete can make."

by Tuggernuts December 21, 2008

orlog

"Original" or "fundamental law", the Germanic/North European concept of the principles governing the universe. Orlog includes both physical and moral laws, and encompasses such things as gravity, relativity and cause-and-effect. The term "orlog" may also be used in reference to the general purpose of a person's life, in which case it is similar to the concepts of both destiny and avocation.

"The orlog of Jupiter is to orbit the Sun."

by Aelswyth Alansdohter July 20, 2007

Orglopoditaminatinoka

The sudden urge to Irish step-dance while playing the bagpipes and eating guacamole.
Pronounced: Org-low-pa-deet-uh-meen-uh-tin-oak-uh

John: I suddenly feel like Irish step dancing while playing the bagpipes and eating guacamole.
Jane: You must have serious orglopoditaminatinoka!
John: You're right! I do feel orglopoditaminatinoka today! :) Better go buy some bagpipes!

by Shmegel February 23, 2010