orlog 

"Original" or "fundamental law", the Germanic/North European concept of the principles governing the universe. Orlog includes both physical and moral laws, and encompasses such things as gravity, relativity and cause-and-effect. The term "orlog" may also be used in reference to the general purpose of a person's life, in which case it is similar to the concepts of both destiny and avocation.

"The orlog of Jupiter is to orbit the Sun."

orlog by Aelswyth Alansdohter July 20, 2007

Orlove'd 

The result of losing control while operating a motor vehicle, causing it to spin wildly out of control and into a ditch, sometimes upside-down.

Term originally coined on Jalopnik's Oppositelock forum, in regards to author Raphael Orlove losing control of his car and flipping it into a ditch.

Raphael Orlove: "Hi, I need to report an accident."
Insurance Company: "Hello, I'm sorry to hear that. What happened?"
RO: "Um, I Orlove'd my Baja Bug."
IC: "You what your what?!"
RO: "I spun my Beetle into a ditch, rolled a few times, wrote part of a story about the event on Jalopnik and probably won't write part 2."
IC: "I see."

Orlove'd by ScoobSTi December 31, 2013

Orloff

A very cheap vodka that is distilled in Lewiston Maine and is popular among residents of Maine and New Hampshire. It tastes like rubbing alcohol and often gives you the shits the next morning. Being drunk on Orloff vodka is very similar to having a really bad fever and a concussion at the same time.

If you have to drink it, try mixing it with mountain dew to make it more palatable. And may god have mercy on your soul.

Guy 1: Dude we're out of gas.

Guy 2: I've got some Orloff in the trunk, we can use it as fuel.

Orloff by limpingfetus666 February 2, 2010

Orlovsky safety 

In American football, when a player unknowingly and unintentionally runs out the back of their own end zone, resulting in a safety. This differs from a traditional safety in the way that the offensive player does not fumble or is physically tackled by an opponent. Coined in reference to Detroit Lion's quarterback Dan Orlovsky running out the back of his end zone against the Minnesota Vikings in the 2008 NFL season.

-"Did you see the game yesterday, the stupid back-up quarterback pulled an Orlovsky safety to lose the game!!"

-"Don't even talk to me about that, it's one of the dumbest plays a professional athlete can make."

Orlovsky safety by Tuggernuts December 21, 2008

otlog 

The Origional Toaster Lover's Of Guelph.
A group of women shunned, men, located in Guelph, that some say the former Sir James stole the name of his enemy revolutionaries from. This group who call them selves
Otlog for short have long been outraged at James' behaviour, claiming he shunned and disgraced his real father, whom they claim was Otlog's deceased founder, and the only member of Otlog to ever have had relations with a real woman.
James denies any knowleage of such a group, but says that if they love toasters they are of course his enemy. This further outraged the group who claim if they had the resources would indeed rise up to take James and his armies down. Some of their members try frequently and ineffectually to thwart and or capture James, and his comrades.
However on August 17th 2007, they almost suceeded by poisoning James' drink at a party, causing temporary amnesia and inability to articulate, spiralling into the events that led to his de-knighting.
After a brief retreat into terrified hiding the Otlog has been heard bragging, out of James' arms reach, anyway.
Also it is good to note, that unlike the possibly fictional Toaster Lovers of James' rantings in his war on the Toaster Revolution, these toaster lovers actually have relations with toasters.

The Otlog only wishes for two things: to marry toasters, and to get James killed.

otlog by James Dracon February 8, 2008

orlop

Sound feces makes as it enters the toilet water

Damn, Willis, nice orlop!

Yeah, and the splash got my ass wet.

(Laughter)

orlop by Ejacula July 11, 2009

hooker-ology 

What you study in order to become a prostitute/hooker. Also an option for prospective strippers.

Jessica has a degree in hooker-ology.

hooker-ology by BLAHpseudonym January 22, 2010