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Oreosexual 

A person who is sexually attracted to oreos
Frank: Dude I tried Oreos in milk for the first time in my entire life and I think I’m oreosexual
Drew: How have you been on this planet for so long and just now realized you’re oreosexual
Oreosexual by Fresh Phantom November 28, 2019

orcosexual 

An orcosexual is a person who prefers sexual intimacy with orcs as opposed to members of other species. The orcosexual need not be an orc, and may be either male or female. Usually, the orcosexual will be hideous and is drawn to orcs because they are similarly hideous. If no orcs are available for sexual intimacy, the orcosexual will engage promiscuously with trolls, goblins, deformed elves, one-eyed hunchbacks, aged witches and other creatures lacking comeliness.
It’s fair to say that Aragorn was in no gay mood when he said, “By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand, men of the West!” His army stood with their backs to the wall against the hordes of orcosexuals.
orcosexual by Herefyrth July 27, 2014

Orisexual 

verb-
Sometimes shortened to "Ori"

To love, cherish and in most cases be sexual attracted to Ori. Though you may never know Ori, your love will grow into pure sexual desire; causing orections in men and orect nipple and/or clitOri in women.
"Mom, Dad, I think I might be Orisexual."

"Don't be silly, dear, you're not Ori."
"Who the hell's Ori?"
"I have no idea."
Orisexual by DefinitelyNotOri June 14, 2014

onionsexual 

When your sexually attracted towards onions and are looking further in an strong connection for the rest of your life.
Some people might say, that you are crazy for wanting to have a romantic time with an onion, but society tolerates it.
Now go get married with your onion and collect together happy memories and an beautiful life.
Get married and have beautiful onion children as you grow old and see your family tree grow longer roots into the earth.
I-I am not sure how to tell you this, but I am onionsexual. 👉👈
WAIT WAIT! ARE YOU SAYING YOU ARE HORNY TOWARDS AN ONION?

orosexual 

you’re not gay, but then there’s Oros (to be used with people named Oros).
“how can you have a crush on her? you’re not gay”
“no, but I’m orosexual and it kinda applies here…”
orosexual by GhoST• May 24, 2022

Onimonsexual

When youre sexually attracted to Onimon
Wilba: Omg Onimon is so hot
Onimon: oh damn I guess youre Onimonsexual
Onimonsexual by Leo_ayy October 6, 2021
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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