Frank: Dude I tried Oreos in milk for the first time in my entire life and I think I’m oreosexual
Drew: How have you been on this planet for so long and just now realized you’re oreosexual
An orcosexual is a person who prefers sexual intimacy with orcs as opposed to members of other species. The orcosexual need not be an orc, and may be either male or female. Usually, the orcosexual will be hideous and is drawn to orcs because they are similarly hideous. If no orcs are available for sexual intimacy, the orcosexual will engage promiscuously with trolls, goblins, deformed elves, one-eyed hunchbacks, aged witches and other creatures lacking comeliness.
It’s fair to say that Aragorn was in no gay mood when he said, “By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand, men of the West!” His army stood with their backs to the wall against the hordes of orcosexuals.
To love, cherish and in most cases be sexual attracted to Ori. Though you may never know Ori, your love will grow into pure sexual desire; causing orections in men and orect nipple and/or clitOri in women.
"Mom, Dad, I think I might be Orisexual."
"Don't be silly, dear, you're not Ori."
"Who the hell's Ori?"
"I have no idea."
When your sexually attracted towards onions and are looking further in an strong connection for the rest of your life.
Some people might say, that you are crazy for wanting to have a romantic time with an onion, but society tolerates it.
Now go get married with your onion and collect together happy memories and an beautiful life.
Get married and have beautiful onion children as you grow old and see your family tree grow longer roots into the earth.
I-I am not sure how to tell you this, but I am onionsexual. 👉👈
WAIT WAIT! ARE YOU SAYING YOU ARE HORNY TOWARDS AN ONION?
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.