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When your sexually attracted towards onions and are looking further in an strong connection for the rest of your life.
Some people might say, that you are crazy for wanting to have a romantic time with an onion, but society tolerates it.
Now go get married with your onion and collect together happy memories and an beautiful life.
Get married and have beautiful onion children as you grow old and see your family tree grow longer roots into the earth.

I-I am not sure how to tell you this, but I am onionsexual. 👉👈
WAIT WAIT! ARE YOU SAYING YOU ARE HORNY TOWARDS AN ONION?

onionsexual by CursedYellowDictionary January 19, 2021

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Onimonsexual

When youre sexually attracted to Onimon

Wilba: Omg Onimon is so hot
Onimon: oh damn I guess youre Onimonsexual

Onimonsexual by Leo_ayy October 6, 2021

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odiosexual

An orientation in which you are only sexually attracted to people you hate. From the spanish "odio" which means hate.

She only ever seems to enjoy herself when she's hate-fucking men. I always knew she was an odiosexual.

odiosexual by soror64 June 8, 2018

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orionsexual

Orionsexual- You are only attracted to Orion himself. Everything about him draws you in. His smile, his voice, his everything.

Hi my name is Ava and i’m Orionsexual 👍

orionsexual by 4va_claire June 4, 2022

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Onikasexual

a sexuality.

I’m onikasexual because Nicki Minaj is so sexy

Onikasexual by Yamommalilbitch June 13, 2021

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onisexual

Attraction to all genders.

Onisexual.

onisexual by Giaponca December 18, 2024

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onisexual

People of any gender who are attracted to all genders.

Onisexual.

onisexual by Fizogobo January 31, 2025

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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