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orgasmatastic

Something so great that it could inspire an orgasm.
Eating chocolate cake can be orgasmatastic for pregnant women.
orgasmatastic by Nick December 24, 2003

orgasmatron 

i am the one ORGASMATRON, the outstretched, grasping hand
orgasmatron by Gumba Gumba February 20, 2004

orgasmatron 

A large phone-booth-like device used to automate sex. As seen in the movie "Sleeper", by Woody Allen.
Would you like to step into the Orgasmatron with me?
orgasmatron by Frac June 11, 2006

Orgasmatronic 

Pleasing or orgasmic enough to give robots orgasms. And robots aren't supposed to feel anything.
Dude 1: So how was that robot?
Dude 2: My penis was so large that it screamed my name in ecstasy!
Robot: Damn right, it was orgasmatronic.
Orgasmatronic by Aaron Cock February 25, 2011

orgasmatastic

when something (nonsexual) is so fantastic it causes a sensation similar to an orgasm.
I listened to that new song and it was so orgasmatastic I jizzed in my pants.

Ah dude the way she dances is so orgasmatastic.
orgasmatastic by MEKKAZZA139 February 3, 2013

orgasmatron 

The orgasmatron is a remote operated spinal implant that will stimulate a woman to the brink of orgasm with the push of a button. Clinical trial(s) began in 2003 with the approval of the FDA. Notwithstanding spirited media coverage, enthusiasm for the procedure has been remarkably low. The surgeon who patented this treatment for "sexual dysfunction" thank you Dr. Stuart Meloy is actually struggling to find volunteers for the trial presently the operation is only available for women. The anticipated cost of surgery is somewhere between $13-17,000.
Ladies interested in the orgasmatron might also consider investing in a cervical plug; this device should prevent the uterus from escaping during the painful procedure.
orgasmatron by Lorn A. W. October 20, 2004