opussum 

When you don’t want to have sex with your man because you can get yourself of better. Wait til he goes to sleep then being out your bag of toys.

My girl didn’t want to give me any last night. I was pissed when I woke up to her mid orgasm. She was definitely playing opussum last night.

opussum by Secret Squirrel Squirter April 7, 2023

awesome opossum

Awesome to a higher degree.

Person 1: Today, I bought a brand new laptop!
Person 2: Awesome opossum!

awesome opossum by deliafcipe July 2, 2009

Opossum Sauce

Most awesome thing that could ever happen in the history of awesome shit. It's Opossum Sauce.

That shirt is total Opossum Sauce.

I just did something so Opossum Sauce, it will turn you white.

Opossum Sauce by opossumsauce69hehe December 15, 2011

Opossum Pussy 

When a person intentially passes out or pretends to sleep on the bed of their crush.

"Yo, Sam is playing opossum pussy on Justin's bed!"

Opossum Pussy by Mock Turtlenex February 26, 2017

opossum people 

A garbage queen who "eats trash, and dies fast."

Usually goes out at night or rarely at all like your regular vampire. May actually be well on their way to becoming a vampire, known for their pale skin, strange fashion sense (socks they've been wearing for 3 weeks and stained shirt, most-likely) cold hands, and sunken-in eyes.

Kinda a flaky friend but overall has a good heart and can be a soft n lovely person, under their matted hair and Ashtray/Doritos/febreeze stench.

Might sleep so long and hard they appear to be dead, and are known to sleep in unconventional places, such as the library, the closet, the bathtub, the park, the middle of the living room floor, the side of the road, or the gas station. Practically anywhere but their own bed, in most cases.

Creative and resourceful people, they often make forts or castles to live in out of the supplies they have at home, when they are unwilling to go out, and can live off of minimal, old, or junky food.

Probably actually a real-life goblin, but don't pry.

Usually friends with vampires and raccoon people, who have a bit more dignity.

"I haven't left my house in 19 days. I've forgotten what sunlight feels like, and I've made a fort out of my own garbage and pillows. A castle, even, if I add the empty cans I've been collecting. I'm living as the opossum people do. A giant , rat-like queen. Are you proud of me yet mum?"
"where's Marcie? I haven't seen her in a while. " "Oh, she's busy being an opossum person, sleeping out the days and cultivating her dust-bunny collection"

opossum people by A ghost, probably May 27, 2018

Opossum 

The polite way of saying you just wanna die, or ‘kms’ to avoid triggering people and in general. Opossums are famous for being about to fake death when feeling threatened and its just a whole mood

Beyonce: omg i am so done with life
Shalissa: opossum

Opossum by dumpsterratally November 7, 2019

opossum 

It is the world's dumbest animal.

I have recently started calling dumb guys opossum.
eg: You are a bloody opossum

opossum by nagcoder May 8, 2005