Opossum 

The polite way of saying you just wanna die, or ‘kms’ to avoid triggering people and in general. Opossums are famous for being about to fake death when feeling threatened and its just a whole mood

Beyonce: omg i am so done with life
Shalissa: opossum

Opossum by dumpsterratally November 7, 2019

opossum 

It is the world's dumbest animal.

I have recently started calling dumb guys opossum.
eg: You are a bloody opossum

opossum by nagcoder May 8, 2005

Opossum 

Figuratively: Someone whose shitty driving will soon cause them to be found dead on the road, just as actual opossums are often found.

(You are on a 3 lane freeway in the Summer. A person driving 45 mph, goes from the right lane to the middle lane, directly in front of you, without using their turn signal)

YOU: (Yelling sarcastically out the window as you pass) Thanks for the turn signal Opossum!

Opossum by Harry Hickman December 10, 2006

opossum 

When for circumstantial reasons (people nearby, thin apartment walls) you have to have a quiet orgasm, an opossum - otherwise known as "having a silent O."

"Man my parents were sitting on the couch watching a movie and my girlfriend and I were getting it on in the next room - we both had to have an opossum!"

opossum by Kgives2me March 2, 2009

opossum 

A white hood rat

"I heard some hood rat wanted to party with you last night." "Dude, that chick was white and ghetto, shes a opossum!"

opossum by pillpoppinfun August 17, 2014

opossum 

It's an opossum nigger!

Like that thing in Nic's backyard bitch!

opossum by loser slut fuck January 16, 2005

opossum 

that bloody mess on the side of the road

look at that opossum he got wrecked

opossum by anonomaus colt50 May 9, 2018