A Filipino meme when a guy found a truck that looks like Optimus Prime and called it "Optimum Pride", butchering the name of the Autobot icon. It is often followed with manmade transforming sound effects: "eGh auGh ehEh Eh ÆhgH".
"Hey look isn't that 'Optimum Pride'?"
"It's 'Optimus Prime you fucking idiot"
"I dont fucking care what his name is, I just know he goes eGh auGh ehEh Eh ÆhgH then becomes a robot"
"It's 'Optimus Prime you fucking idiot"
"I dont fucking care what his name is, I just know he goes eGh auGh ehEh Eh ÆhgH then becomes a robot"
by GapingButthole23 November 11, 2021
THE MOST SHITTEST THING YOU COULD EVER HAVE BUY THIS IF YOU WANT TO START LAGGING IN REAL LIFE IT SO FUCKING BAD THAT NO INTERNET IS BETTER THAN THIS YOU GET -5 BARS WITH THIS SHIT ITS SO UNGODLY THAT I RATHER SUCK 10 DICKS THEN USE THIS
random: Yo wanna play somethin
Randoms friend: y----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------eeeeeeeEEEeEeEeEeEeEeEe-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------s---------------------------s--------------------------------s-SSS-sSs-S-s-S--s-S-sS-s-S-s--s-S-s-
random- thats some optimum wifi right there
Randoms friend: y----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------eeeeeeeEEEeEeEeEeEeEeEe-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------s---------------------------s--------------------------------s-SSS-sSs-S-s-S--s-S-sS-s-S-s--s-S-s-
random- thats some optimum wifi right there
by ThisIsNotNox October 16, 2020
Putangina Si Optimum Pride. Pooookenangina Si Optimum Pride uurh uurh eerh eerh eee. Babe si Optimum pride oh uurh uurh eerh eerh eee
by Optimum Pride November 03, 2021
When you're driving and you see a truck that looks strikingly similar to popular character Optimus Prime.
T**gina si Optimum pride puknginang yan si optimum pride oh orRrhh OrrHh Orrhh uGhh UghHh tanina babe si optimum pride oh uRrgh OrghH Uurgh
by amogusssssssssss November 11, 2021
optimum online brainwashing tunes
877-393-4448! such a catchy tune...
877-333-4001...still pretty good
i cant even remmber the last one...
877-393-4448! such a catchy tune...
877-333-4001...still pretty good
i cant even remmber the last one...
by imdatpisceschick January 19, 2009
by Krilex June 07, 2015
1. Point at which alcohol intoxication adds and not hinders one's ability to chat, pull, and perform sexually.
2. Intoxication from alcohol leading to greater confidence in approaching the opposite sex, but not causing the other sex to think you are a complete drunk.
2. Intoxication from alcohol leading to greater confidence in approaching the opposite sex, but not causing the other sex to think you are a complete drunk.
Guy 1: "Man, you were on fire last night with the ladies. They loved everything you said. Did you take those twins home?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I was optimum drunk."
Guy 2: "Yeah, I was optimum drunk."
by Joe Gat March 31, 2010