Optimum'd 

When you buy an internet package from the worst ISP ever AKA optimum and continuously receive unstable / laggy connection.

John 1: "Hey John 2 how's your internet, I heard your provider is optimum."
John 2: "Dude... everytime I play a game I keep getting optimum'd."
John 1: "Yea its a common occurrence when you choose them for internet."

Optimum'd by TropTeps December 14, 2021

optimum drunk

1. Point at which alcohol intoxication adds and not hinders one's ability to chat, pull, and perform sexually.

2. Intoxication from alcohol leading to greater confidence in approaching the opposite sex, but not causing the other sex to think you are a complete drunk.

Guy 1: "Man, you were on fire last night with the ladies. They loved everything you said. Did you take those twins home?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, I was optimum drunk."

optimum drunk by Joe Gat March 31, 2010

O.P.W. ( O.P.Dubs) Optimum Pooping Window

The moment in time when you need to poop and you know for a fact if you do it now it will be a good poop. Waiting past this window results in a less then perfect poop, Usually with not getting it all out or straining harder than you would have had to if you had done it during your O.P.W.

"Gotta go man, just hit my O.P.dubs"

-O.P.W. ( O.P.Dubs) Optimum Pooping Window

O.P.W. ( O.P.Dubs) Optimum Pooping Window by Catrotzuk September 26, 2015

Optimus Dime 

John "Optimus Dime" Wall. Point Guard for the Washington Wizards.

Bumblebeal: fully repaired Permission to speak, sir?
Optimus Dime: Permission granted, old friend.
Bumblebeal: I wish to stay with the boy.
Optimus Dime: If that is his choice
Otto Porter Jr.: Yes.

Optimus Dime by WheatyB February 13, 2017

Optimus Dime 

A Dime bag that is bigger and better then a regular dime bag.

Dude: Freddy gave me this Optimus Dime, check it out!
Other Dude: What's an optim-ohhh shit man thats dope

Optimus Dime by Beaner21 February 18, 2011

Dildo-optimums 

A hippo, made out of dildos. This phrase is regularly used in common situations where gay shit is happening.

Damn that guy is acting like a dildo-optimums

Dildo-optimums by BIRDHEAVY March 28, 2017