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When you buy an internet package from the worst ISP ever AKA optimum and continuously receive unstable / laggy connection.
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optimum drunk
1. Point at which alcohol intoxication adds and not hinders one's ability to chat, pull, and perform sexually.
2. Intoxication from alcohol leading to greater confidence in approaching the opposite sex, but not causing the other sex to think you are a complete drunk.
2. Intoxication from alcohol leading to greater confidence in approaching the opposite sex, but not causing the other sex to think you are a complete drunk.
Guy 1: "Man, you were on fire last night with the ladies. They loved everything you said. Did you take those twins home?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I was optimum drunk."
Guy 2: "Yeah, I was optimum drunk."
optimum drunk by Joe Gat March 31, 2010
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O.P.W. ( O.P.Dubs) Optimum Pooping Window
The moment in time when you need to poop and you know for a fact if you do it now it will be a good poop. Waiting past this window results in a less then perfect poop, Usually with not getting it all out or straining harder than you would have had to if you had done it during your O.P.W.
O.P.W. ( O.P.Dubs) Optimum Pooping Window by Catrotzuk September 26, 2015
Optimus Dime
Bumblebeal: fully repaired Permission to speak, sir?
Optimus Dime: Permission granted, old friend.
Bumblebeal: I wish to stay with the boy.
Optimus Dime: If that is his choice
Otto Porter Jr.: Yes.
Optimus Dime: Permission granted, old friend.
Bumblebeal: I wish to stay with the boy.
Optimus Dime: If that is his choice
Otto Porter Jr.: Yes.
Optimus Dime by WheatyB February 13, 2017
Optimus Dime
Dude: Freddy gave me this Optimus Dime, check it out!
Other Dude: What's an optim-ohhh shit man thats dope
Other Dude: What's an optim-ohhh shit man thats dope
Optimus Dime by Beaner21 February 18, 2011
Dildo-optimums
A hippo, made out of dildos. This phrase is regularly used in common situations where gay shit is happening.
Dildo-optimums by BIRDHEAVY March 28, 2017
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