opta 

1. give me that (object you are looking or gesturing that)
2. a one word sentence that says "please pass me that object right there."

you say "opta" to your friend holding the soda. he then passes you the soda.
you say "opta" to your friend next to the pizza. he passes you a slice.
you say "opta" to a woman passing by. your friend then says "yah you wish".

opta by ]ulio April 21, 2007

optadopt 

When one adopts a child, then soon discovers that the adopted child is an inconcievably assenine douchebag, then returns the demon child to whence he or she came.

"Hey, Steve! How's the new son doing?"
"Eh, not so great, Carl. He stabbed my dog and set fire to my wife's hair."
"So what are you guys going to do?"
"Well, the general consensus is to optadopt the little fucker."
"Good form."

optadopt by Notanairplane023 December 29, 2009

Optatory 

When something is mandatory, but is not enforced, it becomes Optatory.

Stan missed the project meeting this morning, I guess he thought it was optatory.

Optatory by justananalyst May 8, 2018

optattigamer 

He Is A OP (Over Powered) Tatti (Shit) In Everything. He Likes To Touch Wrong Things At The Wrong Time.

Why you acting like an OPTattiGamer

optattigamer by optattigamer big dick September 24, 2021

optarse 

Someone who works at Optus who is too stupid or lazy to leave.

alec: hey you should leave Optus and come work with us
tas: oh maybe, i dunno if i should leave
alec: don't be an optarse!

optarse by gak September 18, 2008

optalrectumitis 

Medical abnormality when your optic nerve gets wrapped up with your rectal nerve and you develope a shitty outlook on life.

My wife gets optalrectumitis whenever i go out drinking with my buddies.

optalrectumitis by lynn f. opelousas August 10, 2003

optagator 

The ability for a person to see abragationism (non-real things) in his/her daily life. This person serves as a bridge and can see both the real and non-real worlds. See abragationism for a fuller understanding of what optagators actually see on a daily basis. With this special talent comes the annoyance of witnessing completely ridiculous and abstractly imaginative occurrences.

"Hey Raphael, can you see this person sitting on top of the park bench chewing on a rusty old metal spork?"
"They make metal sporks Jerry?"
"Apparently, but do you see the person?"
"What person? There isn't anyone on the park bench."
"Oh no! I must be an optagator, I have the unique ability to see non-real and lack of existing events.

optagator by Neptuner January 20, 2009