opta
1. give me that (object you are looking or gesturing that)
2. a one word sentence that says "please pass me that object right there."
2. a one word sentence that says "please pass me that object right there."
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optadopt
When one adopts a child, then soon discovers that the adopted child is an inconcievably assenine douchebag, then returns the demon child to whence he or she came.
"Hey, Steve! How's the new son doing?"
"Eh, not so great, Carl. He stabbed my dog and set fire to my wife's hair."
"So what are you guys going to do?"
"Well, the general consensus is to optadopt the little fucker."
"Good form."
"Eh, not so great, Carl. He stabbed my dog and set fire to my wife's hair."
"So what are you guys going to do?"
"Well, the general consensus is to optadopt the little fucker."
"Good form."
optadopt by Notanairplane023 December 29, 2009
Optatory
Optatory by justananalyst May 8, 2018
optattigamer
He Is A OP (Over Powered) Tatti (Shit) In Everything. He Likes To Touch Wrong Things At The Wrong Time.
optattigamer by optattigamer big dick September 24, 2021
optalrectumitis
Medical abnormality when your optic nerve gets wrapped up with your rectal nerve and you develope a shitty outlook on life.
optalrectumitis by lynn f. opelousas August 10, 2003
optagator
The ability for a person to see abragationism (non-real things) in his/her daily life. This person serves as a bridge and can see both the real and non-real worlds. See abragationism for a fuller understanding of what optagators actually see on a daily basis. With this special talent comes the annoyance of witnessing completely ridiculous and abstractly imaginative occurrences.
"Hey Raphael, can you see this person sitting on top of the park bench chewing on a rusty old metal spork?"
"They make metal sporks Jerry?"
"Apparently, but do you see the person?"
"What person? There isn't anyone on the park bench."
"Oh no! I must be an optagator, I have the unique ability to see non-real and lack of existing events.
"They make metal sporks Jerry?"
"Apparently, but do you see the person?"
"What person? There isn't anyone on the park bench."
"Oh no! I must be an optagator, I have the unique ability to see non-real and lack of existing events.
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