optagator 

The ability for a person to see abragationism (non-real things) in his/her daily life. This person serves as a bridge and can see both the real and non-real worlds. See abragationism for a fuller understanding of what optagators actually see on a daily basis. With this special talent comes the annoyance of witnessing completely ridiculous and abstractly imaginative occurrences.

"Hey Raphael, can you see this person sitting on top of the park bench chewing on a rusty old metal spork?"
"They make metal sporks Jerry?"
"Apparently, but do you see the person?"
"What person? There isn't anyone on the park bench."
"Oh no! I must be an optagator, I have the unique ability to see non-real and lack of existing events.

optagator by Neptuner January 20, 2009

Optatory 

When something is mandatory, but is not enforced, it becomes Optatory.

Stan missed the project meeting this morning, I guess he thought it was optatory.

Optatory by justananalyst May 8, 2018

spaten optimator 

A very good dark beer, brewed in munich Germany, Spaten Optimator is one of four different kinds of beer that Spaten brews, there are Spaten premium lager, Spaten Oktoberfest, Optimator and Spaten pils, optimater costs about 9.00 a six pack! but is worth it.

John " Yo dave get me a Spaten Optimator from the cooler!"

Dave " easy man its your fifth one! these things ani't cheap you know!"

spaten optimator by Fant Nagner August 5, 2009

optivator 

(Typically a superior judge) test several other judges and law official officers if they are worthy enough to stay in the law profession.

Many judges fear the optivator because if you don't pass his assessment, then you may lose your job.

optivator by The nameless hacker November 11, 2018